(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 12:30, More)

it was so nice I did some shopiary in the garden at the weekend

(Mon 12th May 2003, 10:27, More)

Cecil got bored following Clive all day

(Mon 3rd Mar 2003, 10:15, More)

I say Watson, I think you've mistaken my stash for the sugarbowl!

(Thu 30th Jan 2003, 11:30, More)

Stirling Moscow

(Mon 30th Sep 2002, 17:33, More)

quick and tatty but a beer is calling....

(Thu 19th Sep 2002, 19:45, More)

Sanchez - Lord of the Ring

if it's been done before - sorry I didn't see it
(Tue 13th Aug 2002, 10:29, More)

Ernest SevenofBorgnine

(Mon 12th Aug 2002, 12:30, More)

Hey Rob, did you know
That Steve Mcqueens 1st critical acclaim came from a movie called THE BLOB

Theme song written by Burt Bacarach and its hysterical go here2hear
kingtet.com/theblob.htm
(Mon 29th Jul 2002, 15:12, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

what do you get if you sit on too many loo rolls
stockpiles
(Sat 21st Mar 2020, 10:27, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Do Limericks count?
I don't know
Maybe they do
Maybe they don't
This one doesn't rhyme
(Tue 8th May 2018, 18:41, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What did Sean Connery call a dangerous Irishman who dislikes Japanese heirarchy?
A Shaun off Shogun
(Tue 8th May 2018, 20:16, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

I remember when
Flanflinger joined and thats about all I can remember
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 11:21, More)