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I am but a child of burnination.
I advocate the use of Fake Shemps

What do you call the Iraqi sheep who fell and hurt his knee?

........

Sad-Lamb Hussain!

*ba-doom tssh*

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» Phobias

Two things
Harvestmen. They are like horrific peas on stilts.
Just look at it.
I have no issues with spiders in general, just these freaky pea-bodied ones.

Also I am scared of living in close proximity of human beings I don't know. People are capable of anything and you don't know what they are thinking. They could kill you or something.
Yeuch.
(Tue 15th Apr 2008, 13:20, More)

» Pet Peeves

my mostly work-related peeves...
1. My work collegue who feels she needs to declare "Thank Crunchy it's Friday" every week. Just say 'fuck' for fucksake.

2. Bad science in adverts (a common one) pro-retinol etc

3. People who think stairs only work one way and come down them 3-abreast and assume that you are somehow going to vault over them to get our of the way.

4. People who stand at the top of stairs and talk on their mobile / to their collegues

5. People who can't seem to flush toilets

6. Sports commentators who say 'ohhh, that could have been a goal' - yes but it WASNT a feckin goal was it?

7. People who dont indicate.

8. Chavs playing horrific chipmunk dance anthems on loudspeaker on their mobile phones in public transport.


I'm sure there's many more more but i can't be arsed right now :)
(Tue 6th May 2008, 12:24, More)