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YES IT'S HOOKER1UK - and imwellconfused.me.uk
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want to use my images email me paul at imwellconfused.me.uk (zoo/nuts mag can tempt me with money or tech stuff)
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YES IT'S HOOKER1UK - and imwellconfused.me.uk
(if you're here imwellconfused is down again. i'm not working on it it for the moment so downtime is to be expected)
want to use my images email me paul at imwellconfused.me.uk (zoo/nuts mag can tempt me with money or tech stuff)
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» Voyeurism
i was watched
picture the scene
walking the ex girlfreind home over the dunstable downs, we had both been drinking.
she got frisky and offered a bit of oral relief, at midnight i thought hell, why not!
so during the act two gay men walked past,
stopped to say, "she's doing it wrong" then proceeded to walk off discussing the perfect blow job
from hard to floppy in seconds
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 11:06, More)
i was watched
picture the scene
walking the ex girlfreind home over the dunstable downs, we had both been drinking.
she got frisky and offered a bit of oral relief, at midnight i thought hell, why not!
so during the act two gay men walked past,
stopped to say, "she's doing it wrong" then proceeded to walk off discussing the perfect blow job
from hard to floppy in seconds
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 11:06, More)
» Voyeurism
caught again
i had a crush on a girl at work, she also had crush on me,
"message recieved"
Meet me in dungeon (we worked in an adventure playground at the time)
Tunnels 10 mins x
from her, so i we meet, talk and decide to become a couple.
we proceeded to get close, (kissing only) to find a group of about 8 children watching us through a window
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 11:20, More)
caught again
i had a crush on a girl at work, she also had crush on me,
"message recieved"
Meet me in dungeon (we worked in an adventure playground at the time)
Tunnels 10 mins x
from her, so i we meet, talk and decide to become a couple.
we proceeded to get close, (kissing only) to find a group of about 8 children watching us through a window
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 11:20, More)
» Have you ever paid for sex?
paying for sex??
i have never paid for sex but with a surname like mine (hooker) i always get asked how much for an hour of my time?
to the extent i even have the words "whore" scraped on my clock in card at work
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 12:25, More)
paying for sex??
i have never paid for sex but with a surname like mine (hooker) i always get asked how much for an hour of my time?
to the extent i even have the words "whore" scraped on my clock in card at work
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 12:25, More)
» When I met the parents
well
while dating an ex she requested i meet her parents, which was good as i wanted to meet them. then it kinda went tits up, ' meet me at 7, usualt place can you drive me home' was the messgage i got, i arrived and waited, ten minuites later a bmw pulled up in car park, her dad, godfather and another nutter bolted out of the car. it turned out her old man had heard rumors about my family, and decided to warn me away, one torched car, a broken arm and 3 busted ribs later i never waw her again - the bitch even borrowed £20 off me the night before
(Sun 22nd May 2005, 23:34, More)
well
while dating an ex she requested i meet her parents, which was good as i wanted to meet them. then it kinda went tits up, ' meet me at 7, usualt place can you drive me home' was the messgage i got, i arrived and waited, ten minuites later a bmw pulled up in car park, her dad, godfather and another nutter bolted out of the car. it turned out her old man had heard rumors about my family, and decided to warn me away, one torched car, a broken arm and 3 busted ribs later i never waw her again - the bitch even borrowed £20 off me the night before
(Sun 22nd May 2005, 23:34, More)
» I was drunk when I bought this
not exactly brought, more concieved
2 days before my 17th birthday, one of the girls i worked with came with me to a farm party (tits, home brew and loads of pissheads) the night progressed and i kinda remember her popping my cherry, now nearly six years on shes hunting me down for child support (and to take the piss it sas so shite i cant remember most of it)
(Sat 11th Jun 2005, 15:51, More)
not exactly brought, more concieved
2 days before my 17th birthday, one of the girls i worked with came with me to a farm party (tits, home brew and loads of pissheads) the night progressed and i kinda remember her popping my cherry, now nearly six years on shes hunting me down for child support (and to take the piss it sas so shite i cant remember most of it)
(Sat 11th Jun 2005, 15:51, More)