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Spent ages writing this now it's gone cos I pressed a shitty keyboard shortcut. Now I can't be arsed. My real name is Ripley and I'm Ellen's great great great grandmother so there.
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» Scary Neighbours
Hedgeonism
I have Chinese neighbours who rant at me in Cantonese frequently. I love them to bits but I have no idea what they're saying as they're quite elderly and deaf, which is probably why we get on the noise I make. One of their relatives knocked a few weeks ago and asked if they could paint my side of the fence. I said if you want doesn't bother me. So I said if you wait until Tuesday when I'm doing the garden I'll trim back the hedge for you, they said it's okay they'll just move it back. I came in drunk with my mate Eddie two weeks ago, after a riotous night and he said where's your hedge? I thought fuck me it's gone! I asked them and they just said don't like thrown away!! Okay is this an ancient Chinese custom. It was just so weird they took my hedge! I'm a little upset about my missing privet but what am I to do??
(Wed 31st Aug 2005, 23:02, More)
Hedgeonism
I have Chinese neighbours who rant at me in Cantonese frequently. I love them to bits but I have no idea what they're saying as they're quite elderly and deaf, which is probably why we get on the noise I make. One of their relatives knocked a few weeks ago and asked if they could paint my side of the fence. I said if you want doesn't bother me. So I said if you wait until Tuesday when I'm doing the garden I'll trim back the hedge for you, they said it's okay they'll just move it back. I came in drunk with my mate Eddie two weeks ago, after a riotous night and he said where's your hedge? I thought fuck me it's gone! I asked them and they just said don't like thrown away!! Okay is this an ancient Chinese custom. It was just so weird they took my hedge! I'm a little upset about my missing privet but what am I to do??
(Wed 31st Aug 2005, 23:02, More)