» Evil Pranks

No Mine, very much stolen BUT
I thought it fitted well with the QOTW.

"ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"

I wish i could trick my friends this much.....
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 13:32, More)

» I'm an expert

Spoons
I am an expert in dyslexia, i can both read and write it in all its forms and dialects. For example, Dysexia is an anagram of Spoon
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 15:17, More)

» Neighbours

What neice neighbours he has
www.snotr.com/video/3097

kick ass
(Wed 7th Oct 2009, 12:58, More)

» My first experience of porn

When i am was only young
My first memory was around the age of 6-8 (i think) visiting the dutch family in the north of Holland. Was in the eldest sons bedroom and found soem dutch/german hardcore porn under the bed. My sis and I had a look the picture that i remember most was the woman naked, bending over, arse to the camera, pissing on a pot plant. My sis and i thought she was wearing a special "naked" suit and was watering the plants.

Thankfully no last harm, i.e. i am not into watersports and plants.
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 15:51, More)

» Things we do to fit in

And so it begins
I have been thinking about this weeks QOTW. I see it as limited, there are only so many ways we can basically say "I wanted/needed to feel like I belong and so I did something stupid/some stupid things to get people to like me" only to realise that being yourself is much easier, better and far greater than trying to live up to your own preceived preceptions of other peoples thought processes.

To tell you a small amount about me, I am dyslexic, I have been to about 10 different schools (including unis). This means i am a) innately different and b) throughout my life i have had to make new friends on a regular basis, had to change my environments and adjust. I know no other life and i think i have had a very very good life. Oh and in addition to the above i am fundamently different/weird. I don't know if it is a result of my life or simply "me" but i have an amazing level of empathy. I can literally speak to anyone. A friend of mine, well truth be told someone i went to Uni with, has a server speaking impediment. She coops by doing things like, getting petrol late at night so she can use pump 8, as she knows she can say pump 8. She will normally order fish and chips, as she knows she can say "fish and chips". I know this from 2 or 3 conversations with her, out of, well not that many really. I discovered she finds it hard to speak about her speach problem with pretty much most people. Yet i found myself having these in deepth conversations with her, where you wouldn't know she stammered very very badly. As i said i don't know if this is nature or nuture.

I do know, however, that throughout my life i have done stupid things to fit in. I learnt the hard way, many many times. I think my parents would question if i actually learnt at all. To be myself.

I am now in my very late 20's and i know this. Be yourself. If you can't be yourself and love yourself (this does not including hand to gland combat) then who can?

I know this is really not that funny. Who can laugh that much at this level of honesty? Heck I am pretty sure the bulk of people on here are different and special. I count myself amongst them.

Anyways i have beer to be drinking.

StyX
(Fri 16th Jan 2009, 23:34, More)