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» Guilty Pleasures
Pooing
I take great pleasure in knowing that i shat in my neighbours garden.
Though i am also happy that i was not caught in this act. As i was squatting, leaning slightly backwards and clinging to the bumper of his car. I was also extremely battered.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 12:31, More)
Pooing
I take great pleasure in knowing that i shat in my neighbours garden.
Though i am also happy that i was not caught in this act. As i was squatting, leaning slightly backwards and clinging to the bumper of his car. I was also extremely battered.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 12:31, More)
» Job Interviews
British Gas Aids
Over the summer was a little strapped for cash so me, my brother and a mate went out job hunting. We all got interviews for the job of british gas door to door salesman, mmmmm good. First off in the interview was asked to stand up and sing "im a little teapot, short and stout" with fucking actions (not shagging but teapot ones) and then get on the table and do an impression of a chicken.
We all passed and for some reason went on to do the two day training.
As a class we were asked who can tell a joke, i thought aha its all about confidence, so said "me me"
God knows what happened in this moment, but decided would be a good idea to tell the following gem
"Whats the difference between neil armstong and michael jackson?"
"Neil armstrong walked on the moon and michael jackson fucks kids"
HA, how i laughed.
No one else did. I quit
EDIT:our trainer was called swampy, hahaha, what an ugly decrepid aids infested spanner he was
(Tue 25th Jan 2005, 9:12, More)
British Gas Aids
Over the summer was a little strapped for cash so me, my brother and a mate went out job hunting. We all got interviews for the job of british gas door to door salesman, mmmmm good. First off in the interview was asked to stand up and sing "im a little teapot, short and stout" with fucking actions (not shagging but teapot ones) and then get on the table and do an impression of a chicken.
We all passed and for some reason went on to do the two day training.
As a class we were asked who can tell a joke, i thought aha its all about confidence, so said "me me"
God knows what happened in this moment, but decided would be a good idea to tell the following gem
"Whats the difference between neil armstong and michael jackson?"
"Neil armstrong walked on the moon and michael jackson fucks kids"
HA, how i laughed.
No one else did. I quit
EDIT:our trainer was called swampy, hahaha, what an ugly decrepid aids infested spanner he was
(Tue 25th Jan 2005, 9:12, More)
» I just don't get it
Cunts
Why does my piss smell of sugar puffs sometimes?
Why, if I walk inside with a beanie on, do fuckwits think its funny to say 'Cold are you?'
(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 13:49, More)
Cunts
Why does my piss smell of sugar puffs sometimes?
Why, if I walk inside with a beanie on, do fuckwits think its funny to say 'Cold are you?'
(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 13:49, More)
» I just don't get it
slags
Why?
Why would someone want to be one? so they can say how many people they have slept with?To show off to their mates that they slept with so many people, to say 'i jus don't giff ar-fuck do i?'
Why would someone want to sleep with one also, wheres the fun in sleeping with someone that was probably giving your dad a BJ twenty minutes before.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 16:27, More)
slags
Why?
Why would someone want to be one? so they can say how many people they have slept with?To show off to their mates that they slept with so many people, to say 'i jus don't giff ar-fuck do i?'
Why would someone want to sleep with one also, wheres the fun in sleeping with someone that was probably giving your dad a BJ twenty minutes before.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 16:27, More)