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» How I Skive Off Work
Temping
I am currently doing the above for the foreign office. It's by far and away the best way to waste taxpayers' money for your own benefit. I get paid 9 quid an hour for about 40 hours a week (usually more according to my timesheet) and my last postion involved invigilating interviews. That's right, i sit on my arse and read a paper, occassionally wandering into another room to surf a bit. However, if i want to properly skive i head for the loo and abuse myself over the girl on reception who looks stupid but entirely filthy.
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 13:46, More)
Temping
I am currently doing the above for the foreign office. It's by far and away the best way to waste taxpayers' money for your own benefit. I get paid 9 quid an hour for about 40 hours a week (usually more according to my timesheet) and my last postion involved invigilating interviews. That's right, i sit on my arse and read a paper, occassionally wandering into another room to surf a bit. However, if i want to properly skive i head for the loo and abuse myself over the girl on reception who looks stupid but entirely filthy.
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 13:46, More)
» Claims to Fame
Where shall i start?
Cherie Blair once nearly ran me over as i was crossing the gates in front of Downing st, I know someone who lived next door to the first person to die of BSE in England, at the weekend i bumped into Brian Harvey and told him:"i thought you were a cunt until you said that taking pills never hurt anyone", Bob Mortimer accidently poisoned a school associate's cat when i was 16 (apparently), one weekend in my local pub both Chris Evans AND Damon Hill came in and were both twats, in the same pub a year later Chas and Dave acted like cockney prima donnas and refused to sign another of my mates' napkin, Bob Holness presented my Dad with a 25 year service watch on behalf of his workplace, Ally McCoist banged my uncle's second wife's sister at the same time as he was chucking it up Patsy Kensit, and thats all for now.
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 19:02, More)
Where shall i start?
Cherie Blair once nearly ran me over as i was crossing the gates in front of Downing st, I know someone who lived next door to the first person to die of BSE in England, at the weekend i bumped into Brian Harvey and told him:"i thought you were a cunt until you said that taking pills never hurt anyone", Bob Mortimer accidently poisoned a school associate's cat when i was 16 (apparently), one weekend in my local pub both Chris Evans AND Damon Hill came in and were both twats, in the same pub a year later Chas and Dave acted like cockney prima donnas and refused to sign another of my mates' napkin, Bob Holness presented my Dad with a 25 year service watch on behalf of his workplace, Ally McCoist banged my uncle's second wife's sister at the same time as he was chucking it up Patsy Kensit, and thats all for now.
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 19:02, More)