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» How I Skive Off Work

cba tbh
I've got work tomorrow morning and this will be exactly how it goes:

09:55 - Turn up close to an hour after everyone else:
10:00 - Sit at desk
10:15 - Finish hearing what I'm meant to do today
10:20 - Start FTP downloading the site files even though they haven't changed in the slightest since I was last in.
10:21 - Disable site blocks the browse away
11:30 - Check it downloaded ok, then browse more sites
12:00 - Do a about half the work for the day
13:00 - Lunch!
13:30-14:00 - come back and do skive off some more
15:00 - discuss music/alcohol/neds with supervisor
16:00 - finish work then browse
16:59 - re-enable site blocks
17:00 - get wages and leave.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 23:45, More)

» Puns

Freud...
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

Probably bindun but it's the first thing I thought of.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 16:15, More)

» Teenage Poetry

not me but my
girlfriend is apparently bring old diaries of hers including loads of "lame things" (her words) she wrote about boys etc from years ago before I knew her. Should be interesting.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 15:48, More)

» Scars with history

"your mother" jokes and traffic cones...
Me and a friend of mine were having a stupid argument in class and he made a few of the aforementioned mother jokes, after a while I got bored and said "Why don't we move on to your mother, afterall everyone else has already been there."

5 minutes later I'm standing there and he hits me with the weighted end of a traffic cone. I now have a nice scar right accross my back.

Other scars of mine are just from stupid things like hitting my hand off a stone lamppost.
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 11:07, More)