» I just don't get it

i really dont get.......
.........my vagina, and why the f*** a penis hasnt been there yet?

lmfao
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 8:24, More)

» When animals attack...

those damn dogs
bitten by mommy while trying to pet her pups (i cried)
chased by mutts running for the buses (i screamed )
dog attacks my dog (i kicked his ass hard)

please do not contact animal cruelty people these incidents all happened 10 or more years ago. i love dogs i swear.
(Mon 6th Jun 2005, 1:53, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

im a sick sick child
pick my boogers and eat them
practice oral sex on a banana
put finger up ass to smell

and many other dirty things
(Tue 12th Apr 2005, 17:13, More)

» Claims to Fame

out of control!!!
meet two of the guys from hoobastank after a concert. complete with ortograph and pictures. these folks are way short.
(Tue 1st Mar 2005, 7:19, More)