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Hello! I be the majestic Dazz, born and raised in Chester with a slight fear of moths and other winged insects.
My accomplice in stupidity FiD and I made a cheap assed free website thatdoesn't show up on any search engines now shows up on google, so that's nice.
That's Pretty Much It and it's a general mish-mash of silly things and suchlike.
These days I look like this
and make silly anims like this
Mr. (Fickle Fascination) and Myself
The lovely miss Killerkitti done did a piccie of me in a marvellous hat
contactable at : dazz_monathotmaildotcom
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Hello! I be the majestic Dazz, born and raised in Chester with a slight fear of moths and other winged insects.
My accomplice in stupidity FiD and I made a cheap assed free website that
These days I look like this
and make silly anims like this
Mr. (Fickle Fascination) and Myself
The lovely miss Killerkitti done did a piccie of me in a marvellous hat
contactable at : dazz_monathotmaildotcom
Recent front page messages:
Bugger, I'm told this has bindun only a few days ago, but here it is regardless
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 23:58, More)
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 23:58, More)
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» Airport Stories
this one time in manchester airport
we were quite stoned and having a beer in one of the bars in there, and we turned around to see someone dressed as Bertie Basset handing out free sweets :) he made the smoking gesture to us and we laughed, and gave him hugs :)
(Fri 3rd Mar 2006, 21:30, More)
this one time in manchester airport
we were quite stoned and having a beer in one of the bars in there, and we turned around to see someone dressed as Bertie Basset handing out free sweets :) he made the smoking gesture to us and we laughed, and gave him hugs :)
(Fri 3rd Mar 2006, 21:30, More)
» Guilty Secrets
whenever I see mongs
I'm secretly happy that at I'm not one of them
And I never will be
(Sat 1st Sep 2007, 1:54, More)
whenever I see mongs
I'm secretly happy that at I'm not one of them
And I never will be
(Sat 1st Sep 2007, 1:54, More)
» Pointless Experiments
i once tried growing money trees
i planted 4 penny coins and a pound in the garden, in a nice secluded spot that would always gather plenty of rain water. Imagine my surprise some weeks later when I came out to witness a tiny shoot poking out of the ground.
So happy I was, running around shouting "I'm gonna have a money tree!" Imagine my dismay however when the plant eventually sprouted not crisp five pound notes as i had dreamed, but mere pennies. It may have bought me a few penny chews, but it taught me one thing. Putting such little money in the planet will only reap small rewards.
Yours sincerely,
David Attenborough
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 14:23, More)
i once tried growing money trees
i planted 4 penny coins and a pound in the garden, in a nice secluded spot that would always gather plenty of rain water. Imagine my surprise some weeks later when I came out to witness a tiny shoot poking out of the ground.
So happy I was, running around shouting "I'm gonna have a money tree!" Imagine my dismay however when the plant eventually sprouted not crisp five pound notes as i had dreamed, but mere pennies. It may have bought me a few penny chews, but it taught me one thing. Putting such little money in the planet will only reap small rewards.
Yours sincerely,
David Attenborough
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 14:23, More)
» Work Experience
Mine was pretty fantastic actually
It was back in 1997, in a bank. I won't say which one in case they find this out, but i managed to sneak out of there at the end of my two weeks with a laptop, a shed load of stationery and over £200 in cold hard cash. And where did the blame eventually lie? The other kid who was there with me, the one with A.D.D.
Oh, and i sneezed in the bosses coffee every morning too
(Thu 10th May 2007, 23:46, More)
Mine was pretty fantastic actually
It was back in 1997, in a bank. I won't say which one in case they find this out, but i managed to sneak out of there at the end of my two weeks with a laptop, a shed load of stationery and over £200 in cold hard cash. And where did the blame eventually lie? The other kid who was there with me, the one with A.D.D.
Oh, and i sneezed in the bosses coffee every morning too
(Thu 10th May 2007, 23:46, More)