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My name is Tanzender Affe. I do all the things a dancing ape should. I get up to mischief, eat bananas and swing from tree to tree, all the while busting some sort of move; from a merry jig, to an explosive flamenco or just a nerdy retarded school disco shuffle. I know how to dance, every kind of dance.
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Hello.
My name is Tanzender Affe. I do all the things a dancing ape should. I get up to mischief, eat bananas and swing from tree to tree, all the while busting some sort of move; from a merry jig, to an explosive flamenco or just a nerdy retarded school disco shuffle. I know how to dance, every kind of dance.
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» Claims to Fame
Incredibles with Bedingfield
Another Bedingfield story:
A friend of mine was in Milton Keynes watching The Incredibles at the cinema. A loud shouty goon sitting 3 rows in front of him jumped up and down and shouted whenever anything happened on the screen. Turns out it was Bedingfield.
Turns out he has ADD.
(Wed 2nd Mar 2005, 14:59, More)
Incredibles with Bedingfield
Another Bedingfield story:
A friend of mine was in Milton Keynes watching The Incredibles at the cinema. A loud shouty goon sitting 3 rows in front of him jumped up and down and shouted whenever anything happened on the screen. Turns out it was Bedingfield.
Turns out he has ADD.
(Wed 2nd Mar 2005, 14:59, More)
» The Onosecond
"You're all a bunch of...
cunts"
So went the email a mate of mine, thinking 'reply all' would send to all his friends, not everyone in the building.
He had to walk around for the next few weeks thinking that everyone, even those who didn't know him, knew he'd called them a cunt.
(Fri 27th May 2005, 15:42, More)
"You're all a bunch of...
cunts"
So went the email a mate of mine, thinking 'reply all' would send to all his friends, not everyone in the building.
He had to walk around for the next few weeks thinking that everyone, even those who didn't know him, knew he'd called them a cunt.
(Fri 27th May 2005, 15:42, More)
» I just don't get it
Things what I don't get
Football
Men's health magazines
Alcopops
Big Brother
'Chick lit'
Reality TV
Wellies
Fox news
Blokes trying to be David Beckham - JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BLEACHED YOUR HAIR AND PUT IT INTO AN ELABORATE SAMURAI PONY-TAIL DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A MILLIONARE SEX-MACHINE FOOTBALLER - IT MEANS YOU'RE A COCK.
Nasty tattoos of things like marijuana leaves or tweety pie holding a machine gun
Geeks who work in IT support and are having their first ever taste of power so decide to make life SO F*CKING DIFFICULT FOR THE REST OF US
Girls
Boys
Animals
Vegatables
Minerals
(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 13:12, More)
Things what I don't get
Football
Men's health magazines
Alcopops
Big Brother
'Chick lit'
Reality TV
Wellies
Fox news
Blokes trying to be David Beckham - JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BLEACHED YOUR HAIR AND PUT IT INTO AN ELABORATE SAMURAI PONY-TAIL DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A MILLIONARE SEX-MACHINE FOOTBALLER - IT MEANS YOU'RE A COCK.
Nasty tattoos of things like marijuana leaves or tweety pie holding a machine gun
Geeks who work in IT support and are having their first ever taste of power so decide to make life SO F*CKING DIFFICULT FOR THE REST OF US
Girls
Boys
Animals
Vegatables
Minerals
(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 13:12, More)