Profile for the.jokl:

• a member for 19 years, 2 months and 14 days
• has posted 4006 messages on the main board
• (of which 5 have appeared on the front page)
• has posted 634 messages on the talk board
• has posted 45 messages on the links board
• (including 20 links)
• has posted 12 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
• They liked 403 pictures, 440 links, 0 talk posts, and 21 qotw answers.
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Profile Info:

is a 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 25 yr old bloke, who now doesn't have a job so will hopefully get time to be on /board
msn me at 5hawfya[at]hotmail[dot]com (replace the five with an s), add me if you wish, i'm not on it very often because i'm a lazy fucker and can't be bothered to use it.
send me stuff at the[dot]jok1[at]googlemail[dot]com(replace the one with an l)
i also owns one of these babies
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and is currently addicted to tetris picross pokemon picross the world ends with you.
i also do vectors, though i've not done one for ages. i'll do one of you if you wish, just let me know or send me an email with a pic.
i did a vector of this b3tard here


i'm also currently the only member of 'tetris turns me on' club, mainly because i'm a sad cunt with nothing better to do.



arrr, i'm an anchor!

here be dragons

all of my old shit can be had here

i've also got a lastfm thing, where you can marvel at my awesome music taste

i've also got a twitter about music and stuff



this is an updated me (i need a hair cut)




Recent front page messages:

touch my clay made meat

(Mon 15th Sep 2008, 21:30, More)

do do do!

(Wed 20th Jun 2007, 0:06, More)

his first medal

(Thu 17th May 2007, 22:26, More)

they'd make holes in doughnuts

(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 14:13, More)

(Wed 22nd Mar 2006, 20:50, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Claims to Fame

i almost
tripped up robin cook on tuesday as he got off the tube at notting hill. and he didn't know where he was going cos he had a map with green hilighter over it.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 22:02, More)

» Little things that turn you on

(it was)two things
i took a while but i finally decided on lesbians with a strap-on, pink wafers, zelda games and amorphis.

oh oh oh i forgot about naked women skipping(oh the bounciness) and women walking up stairs with me a couple of steps behind them(OYG)
(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 23:56, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

i'm not reading 40 pages worth
just to see if it's been done

name a famous jewish baker?
-hitler
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 20:52, More)

» Little things that turn you on

another one
the ding a gameboy makes when you turn it on
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 15:57, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

my grandads funeral
the preist was going on about how everyone loved my grandad and then began reading everyones names out: my gran, my dad, my uncle, my cousins, a load of other family we hadn't really met, me and my sister but forgot to mention my brother. my gran was upset at this and nearly had a go at the preist in the middle of the service, my brother was also most upset that he was forgotten and then proceeded to cry for the next hour or so.
(Tue 16th May 2006, 3:00, More)

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