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Woohoo, my first front page picture!

(Thu 15th May 2008, 19:52, More)

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» Mugged

Was walking down the gitty in my (rough) town to get my hair cut, texting a mate
walked past a bunch of chavs, after I walked past they called out to me, asking me for money, kept saying no so walked off, they kept doing it until one tried to persuade me that he 'just wanted to look at my phone' (yeah right), any hoo he ended up grabbing it and said 'give it me or i'll smack ya'. I knew I wouldn't be able to kick him and run off without his 6 foot something mate who was standing next to me beating the shit into me so I let him have it.

Result? I got a brand new free phone, better than the old one, with free credit. The chavs? Well, the police have kept me updated ever since (it was February), two of them have been arrested and when they come out of prison for other offences, my friendly police officer will be waiting for them, and i'm going to an ID parade to get them back in prison and bummed to death. Thanks guys!
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 19:43, More)

» Injured Siblings

Done all sorts
can't remember many of them, but i do recall playing 'pass the football' when he was about two, i was 6, so i threw the ball at him as hard as i could, giving him a broken nose.
The one which will always be my favourite is when we got our first wheelie bin. He said 'hey, push me around in it', so he climbed in.

Hes too small to get out of it so i closed the lid, put a brick on top and left him there all day. About six hours later my mum asked where he was, i just sniggered and she legged it down the garden to find him shouting from the confines of a brown wheelie bin!
(Mon 22nd Aug 2005, 16:44, More)

» School Days

There were reports of a funny looking man hanging around near the school
so, blatantly a child molester. Instead of heeding the warning for the children to stay inside (which one of my mates did, whilst crying his eyes out over his turkey twizzlers), most of us roamed the school grounds and field in gangs armed with whatever improvised weapons we could find, most of us wearing our ties around our head rambo-style

we were well 'ard
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 16:27, More)

» Customers from Hell

I worked in a call centre as a temp, with only two minutes training
taking orders over the phone for extortionately priced clothing for older women. One day, the customer happened to be Viscountess Rothmere. The wife of the man that owns the Daily Mail. Need I say any more?
(Mon 8th Sep 2008, 11:14, More)

» Mix Tapes

I got an African monkey and a south American monkey
put them together

and got a mixt ape
(Wed 13th Feb 2008, 2:16, More)
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