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Transformers?



If dogs were l33t



The illegitimate offspring of Ashimo and my Sony remote control...


The best dancers compete in the world championship



My girly hammy Titsey studying for her exams



18 cert films remade for children


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» I just don't get it

Socks
Guys who put socks and briefs on after sex before rummaging around for trousers - always remind me of Superman. Why???
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 21:01, More)

» Crappy Prizes

Sponsored prizes
When I was thirteen, I was at some local fair and I won one of the kids competition for downing a small glass of orange juice in the shortest amount of time. The other contestants (no doubt forcefully shoved up the stage by their parents) were eight and five. They gave up waiting for the five year old while he savours his drink before they handed me my prize - a crappy nail manicure set.

At the same event I also won a drawing competition I entered because I was damn bored and had nothing better to do. I won another nail manicure set. Come to think of it, I think my dad got one too. And so did the kids who didn't actually win the orange juice thing. Ummmm.
(Thu 4th Aug 2005, 20:14, More)