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» Dumb things you've done

Igniting 4 pounds of gunpowder in my bedroom.
I used to mix my own gunpowder for fireworks and general explosives, all very simple to do and you can get the ingredients from a garden centre. I had various mortice and pestles for grinding the charcoal and mixing in the salt petre and sulphur and according to the different percentages of each thing, you get a different kind of reaction. I had just finished mixing a 4 pound batch of it and put a teaspoons worth in my brass testing bowl and lit it. It was quite slow burning but I think I had added too much sulphur as it plasticised as it burnt and jumped around in the bowl like a fiery daemon.
Exciting as this was my excitement increased tenfold when a small blob shot out of the bowl and landed in my 4 pound mix. The reaction was slow at first as the powder burnt but as more of it ignited it became a burning crucible from hell and I had to fling myself across the room to avoid being blasted with molten sulphur that was flying out the bowl like a volcano. A massive 'FOOMF' happened and a fucking great mushroom cloud blew out of the bowl and showered everything in the room with molten burning plastic. I have never before or since simultaneously hysterically laughed and shit myself.
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 12:17, More)

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To stop fizzy drinks in plastic bottles going flat.
Squeeze it till the liquid is at the top of the bottle, then do the cap up. This stops the gas being able to escape into the space above, thus keeping the drink fizzy for longer.
(Tue 6th Mar 2007, 10:47, More)