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I am the one who set fire to your city : )
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» Dumb things you've done
i cant get any facial hair in on patch of my face
theres some tennis courts just outside where we live, after a night on the tiles we decide its a fantastic idea to play drunk tennis.
partly due to telling my mates i used to play nationwide tournaments. alchohol will surely re-ignite my grace and flare with the racket.
decide it'l be a laugh to run into the net and get sprung back, what fun! it doesnt happen like that. flung over and clean ripped all the skin from my chin off. lots of blood and laughs.
too drunk to deal with it, i wrapped it in parcel tape.
painful morning.
(Mon 31st Dec 2007, 17:47, More)
i cant get any facial hair in on patch of my face
theres some tennis courts just outside where we live, after a night on the tiles we decide its a fantastic idea to play drunk tennis.
partly due to telling my mates i used to play nationwide tournaments. alchohol will surely re-ignite my grace and flare with the racket.
decide it'l be a laugh to run into the net and get sprung back, what fun! it doesnt happen like that. flung over and clean ripped all the skin from my chin off. lots of blood and laughs.
too drunk to deal with it, i wrapped it in parcel tape.
painful morning.
(Mon 31st Dec 2007, 17:47, More)
» Weird Traditions
did it this morning...
been doing it for a decade now 8^D ever since i was 7, i have never eaten the last corner of toast, never. oh how this helps me on a day-to-day basis.
also, my brother made this thing up once where when we're driving at night and sees a particulary shiny star he'l sing "sh-sh-shiny star, sh-sh-shiny star" in the tune to some forgotten dance song of '01 - its now become a family tradition.
BONUS TRACK:
every christmas my dad puts on the very festive record 'dark side of the moon'...now im partial to a bit of the pink, but its a really surreal image to be opening presents while an echoing voice is whispering "the lunatic is in your head"
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 22:30, More)
did it this morning...
been doing it for a decade now 8^D ever since i was 7, i have never eaten the last corner of toast, never. oh how this helps me on a day-to-day basis.
also, my brother made this thing up once where when we're driving at night and sees a particulary shiny star he'l sing "sh-sh-shiny star, sh-sh-shiny star" in the tune to some forgotten dance song of '01 - its now become a family tradition.
BONUS TRACK:
every christmas my dad puts on the very festive record 'dark side of the moon'...now im partial to a bit of the pink, but its a really surreal image to be opening presents while an echoing voice is whispering "the lunatic is in your head"
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 22:30, More)
» When I met the parents
not parents but...
...elder sister of 4 years (we were 16)... So i get invited back to my (then) girlfriends place after the 30 minute walk from college, "wa-hey!" i think, i'm in! We get slumped on the couch getting to know each other ; ) then her sister pays an unexpected visit from uni. She stroll into the living room and politeley exclaims..."oh, should I leave you two for hot, raunchy sex?"
This came as quite a surprise, as both of us had our Vplates, the girlfriend went red and looked down. i quietly nodded at the sister, smiling...
...she got the message and left :D
(Tue 24th May 2005, 21:24, More)
not parents but...
...elder sister of 4 years (we were 16)... So i get invited back to my (then) girlfriends place after the 30 minute walk from college, "wa-hey!" i think, i'm in! We get slumped on the couch getting to know each other ; ) then her sister pays an unexpected visit from uni. She stroll into the living room and politeley exclaims..."oh, should I leave you two for hot, raunchy sex?"
This came as quite a surprise, as both of us had our Vplates, the girlfriend went red and looked down. i quietly nodded at the sister, smiling...
...she got the message and left :D
(Tue 24th May 2005, 21:24, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
havnt posted in a while but....
carefully grooming toenails to perfection, then eating/chewing them.
to be honest more enjoyment comes from slotting them inbetween my two front
teeth.
some of my friends recoil at the thought of this, but to be honest the toe nails are no dirtier than fingernails when you think about it...
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 20:11, More)
havnt posted in a while but....
carefully grooming toenails to perfection, then eating/chewing them.
to be honest more enjoyment comes from slotting them inbetween my two front
teeth.
some of my friends recoil at the thought of this, but to be honest the toe nails are no dirtier than fingernails when you think about it...
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 20:11, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
the last time i cried
I wept bucketloads with my best friend that i hadnt seen in 8 months. Tears of laughter mind, quite drunk at the bustop re-living past experiences. We were quite literally...(wait for it)...ROFL!
*cough*
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 18:25, More)
the last time i cried
I wept bucketloads with my best friend that i hadnt seen in 8 months. Tears of laughter mind, quite drunk at the bustop re-living past experiences. We were quite literally...(wait for it)...ROFL!
*cough*
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 18:25, More)