» Evil Pranks

Outragous taxi fares
In my younger days, I was frequently outraged at the obscene mark up in taxi fares should my friends and I wish to travel from Liverpool city centre to the heart of plastic scousism- The Wirral.

(The mark up of 15 quid seemed to be due to the taxi man having to pay the £1.30 toll when traveling through the Mersey tunnel.)

After an especially boozy Saturday night out my friends and I devised a fiendish plan to avenge the taxi men's greedy ways.

around 0230 we made our way to the 1st black cab in the taxi rank and asked- "how much to take us through the tunnel mate?"

the predictable "20 quid mate" was taxi man #1's response.

In an attempt to bargain with him we collectively offered him "a fiver and we'll let you suck each of us off" naturally he declined.

we proceeded to make this offer and receive various refusals all along the taxi rank until we got to taxi man # 8.

Me - "how much to cross the water mate?"

Taxi man # 8 - "20 quid lads"

Me- "alright mate, Birkenhead please."

Me and my mates bundled into the back of the taxi, grinning and waving enthusiastically to the previously propositioned taxi men as taxi man # 8 drove past.

I have no idea if our plan worked, but lets face it, who would ever have believed that he hadn't.

fail:safe aka beard of destiny.
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 19:17, More)

» Unexpected Nudity

Man Balls
I work in a factory in the depths of essex. I dont live in essex i should point out, Im a northerner who moved south for the job. Essex really is a world all of its own. There are numerous pranks the factory boys play on each other, however, the most recent works thus-

Man A wants to slowly destroy Man B's self confidence and reputation.

When Man A and Man B are alone in a stock room etc Man A quietly releases his balls from his flies, leaving his cock tucked in his pants, and continues to work. When Man B notices Man A's balls, Man A tells Man B that he doesnt have his balls out and that Man B is gay pervert for thinking such things and shouldnt be imagining he can see Man A's balls.
This continues for a week or so untill Man B starts telling other people that Man A keeps showing him his balls. Man A, a far more trusted and liked individual, insists that man B is a bit weird and that he must want people to show him their balls and that he never got his balls out.
This prompts the more roudy factory workers to get their balls out when ever Man B enters the room to the point that now Man B cant go more than an hour with out being presented with balls.

-fail:safe-
(Fri 29th May 2009, 20:37, More)

» Wanking Disasters Part II

Guts
A totally fictional tale about wanking disasters. Famously told on promotional tours by author Chuck Palahnuik and known for making people vomit and pass out.

chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts
(Fri 18th Feb 2011, 19:35, More)