» Pretentious bollocks

And at the risk of making myself a B3ta hate figure....
...stusut79.

I, for one, can't even be arsed to read those epics anymore.

My loss I suppose, still at least they're vaguely on topic, unlike the slew of bumkissery that always follows.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 10:17, More)

» Mobile phone disasters

If you ever find yourself in my brother's back garden...
And he says "Can I have a look at your phone?" Don't hand it over- he's about to push you, (fully clothed) into the pool.
(Mon 3rd Aug 2009, 15:12, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Has anyone mentioned Carol Vorderman yet?
I'd break 'er fuckin' back man!

Ooooof!
(Sun 1st Oct 2006, 22:27, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

U2
Anytime in the last 15 years.

Made all the worse by the fact that they used to be good.

You know where to start looking if you ever find the edge (I refuse to capitalise such a ridiculous name) and Bono in a bloody heap....

(edit- I should have typed "bono" obviously- the cock named shitdip)
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 10:11, More)

» Take my Mother-in-law...

My ex’s mum was hot-....
fitter than her daughter in fact! *sigh* I like the more experienced ladies… forty is indeed naughty!

And to all you first place desperados and unfunny posters (you know who you are) I simply have this to say- What. The. Fuck? Time and a place eh?

And I’m going to come round and dry fist the next person to make a length joke. You have been warned.
(Thu 8th Sep 2005, 12:48, More)