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Xbox Gamertag: Sgt Beanpod.
I'm shite at Call of Duty:Ghosts but if you want an idiot to run across open ground for you, I'm in.

Wiltshire/Somerset based photographer.
ENGLAND, 44, male, Old enough to know better.
Pig Nonsense. The book what I wrote.

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» Shit Claims to Fame II

I did Bjork up the wrong 'un in a Poundland in Romford.
Oh no, wait...that was a dream I had.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2012, 21:43, More)

» Housemates From Hell III

The Crossbow Killer.
I lived in a shared flat in Stafford Uni's tower blocks in the early 90s. One flatmate had a liking for weapons - he had a replica of Deckard's pistol in Bladerunner, an air rifle which had double maglite sight and was uprated , several paintball guns and a blank firing desert eagle replica which he once fired in the flat and left a ringing in our ears for two days.
His prize weapon was a full-size crossbow. Moments of madness included firing it through our front door, across the hall and into the neighbours front door and the time he shot one of the doves which visited the balcony of everybody's flats. We got some right stick from the female inhabitants of the tower blocks for that. Might be because he shot it point blank through its head and left the bloodied corpse at the foot of the flats for a full day. The bolt disappeared into the council estate somewhere. We never found it.
(Mon 16th Mar 2015, 10:21, More)

» My Saviour

I once leapt heroically off my roadbike on the canalpath in Nottingham
on my way to work to extricate a pigeon which had become entangled in blue handroll and was drowning.

Oh, and a few days ago I lifted a bug onto the rocks in the outdoor swimming pool I work in.
(Fri 10th May 2013, 20:30, More)

» Driven to Madness

TV and Radio adverts which use an actor instead of the celebrity.
e.g. The obviously fake Johnny Vegas on the implausibly bad Jacomo adverts (previously mentioned - I agree that they are shite).

Or the fake Vic Reeves from the old Churchill ads.

The impersonated and financially cheated "real" person must struggle with insanity every day.
(Wed 10th Oct 2012, 2:44, More)

» Ignorance

My ex's eldest daughter
had been working in the U.S. of States for a couple of months at Disneyworld. Driving her back from the airport she explained to us all in the car that her most distinct impression of the Americas was that they were all extremely racist.

"Tell you what, there weren't ANY chinkies..." she ignorantly added.
(Tue 4th Sep 2012, 23:40, More)
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