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Wiltshire/Somerset based photographer.
ENGLAND, 44, male, Old enough to know better.
Pig Nonsense. The book what I wrote.

Photographic Portfolio.

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» Shit Claims to Fame II

I did Bjork up the wrong 'un in a Poundland in Romford.
Oh no, wait...that was a dream I had.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2012, 21:43, More)

» My Saviour

I once leapt heroically off my roadbike on the canalpath in Nottingham
on my way to work to extricate a pigeon which had become entangled in blue handroll and was drowning.

Oh, and a few days ago I lifted a bug onto the rocks in the outdoor swimming pool I work in.
(Fri 10th May 2013, 20:30, More)

» Driven to Madness

TV and Radio adverts which use an actor instead of the celebrity.
e.g. The obviously fake Johnny Vegas on the implausibly bad Jacomo adverts (previously mentioned - I agree that they are shite).

Or the fake Vic Reeves from the old Churchill ads.

The impersonated and financially cheated "real" person must struggle with insanity every day.
(Wed 10th Oct 2012, 2:44, More)

» Ignorance

My ex's eldest daughter
had been working in the U.S. of States for a couple of months at Disneyworld. Driving her back from the airport she explained to us all in the car that her most distinct impression of the Americas was that they were all extremely racist.

"Tell you what, there weren't ANY chinkies..." she ignorantly added.
(Tue 4th Sep 2012, 23:40, More)

» Getting Old

I have no inkling
of what pleasure is to be gained by saying "Woop! Woop!" when on the telephone.

I am irritated by the fact that Chicago Rock Cafés are neither in Chicago, don't play any rock and are not cafés.

I have no desire to own a Superdry branded jacket.
(Tue 12th Jun 2012, 17:27, More)
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