» That's when I knew it was over...

My girlfriend was the jelous type.....
I came home from work one day and logged onto my PC and then hotmail using the same password for both. As my better half used the pc too she also knew the password and had been reading my e-mails, im reading a reply sent to my hotmail adress from an e-mail i sent in work and the jist of it was this "I've had enough of that possesive psychotic bitch, im gonna leave the slag, ive had enough." just as im done the front door slams shut, she's early and i know why. She comes in shouting at the top of her voice "YOUR GONNA DUMP ME, YOUR FUCKING DUMPING ME!!!! YOU WANT TO FUCKING DUMP ME EH?!!!" I took a deep breath, sighed and said "Yes" in the most deadpan way i could muster under my hilarity and walked out of the flat. My shit got trashed but it was worth it.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 15:34, More)