Profile for Napolean Griff:

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My name's Andrew, but all the boys at the rendering plant tend to call me Butch. I wish they wouldn't. My real friends (who call me Griff) are getting worried.

I once had a lot of money (see top) but I spent it on beer, a stereo and beer. I live in Cardiff with my stupid friend, Stinky Whizzleteats. He bought me a Scalecstrix for my birthday. I don't know how to spell Scalextricks.

My website is called www.tinfoilhat.co.uk and I am repeatedly told how lucky it is that I own a ukelele.
That is all.

Recent front page messages:

Remember the days before the Internet?

(Tue 19th Nov 2002, 11:30, More)

I'm sure this'll come in handy someday

(Mon 11th Nov 2002, 14:52, More)

Remember this classic educational film from your schooldays?

(Thu 7th Nov 2002, 12:55, More)

Paris is in trouble.

(Wed 23rd Oct 2002, 12:02, More)

Bloody trains

(Wed 2nd Oct 2002, 15:57, More)

Ha ha ha! Cocks!

(Tue 23rd Jul 2002, 10:46, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

For long boring trips in a tunnel
Images could be attached to the tunnel wall for it's entire length, each image slightly different to the last. As you pass them in a train at high speed it would give you the impression that you are watching a cartoon.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 13:29, More)