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I am on
and me as a zombie by the amazingly talented Happy Toast
And I am a member of
because that is my name
Recent front page messages:
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» Letters they'll never read
Dear Mr Blunkett
lsnlgnlgne;m vg wgkrw; m 'wk'wm;emg;
fnlgnegn f;n,nnbbn roeos ewoeld tr'g
mg;emg;mg ewgmeg[mg posv v dw wss
(Fri 5th Mar 2010, 10:39, More)
Dear Mr Blunkett
lsnlgnlgne;m vg wgkrw; m 'wk'wm;emg;
fnlgnegn f;n,nnbbn roeos ewoeld tr'g
mg;emg;mg ewgmeg[mg posv v dw wss
(Fri 5th Mar 2010, 10:39, More)
» Encounters with Royalty
I met the queen once
she asked me where i was from and i told her ruislip. i then added that it was at the end of the metropolitan line (on london underground). she looked at me as though she had never heard of the tube and i was some sort of nutter. still i had the last laugh because she had lipstick on her teeth, the silly bint.
(Sun 6th Aug 2006, 0:13, More)
I met the queen once
she asked me where i was from and i told her ruislip. i then added that it was at the end of the metropolitan line (on london underground). she looked at me as though she had never heard of the tube and i was some sort of nutter. still i had the last laugh because she had lipstick on her teeth, the silly bint.
(Sun 6th Aug 2006, 0:13, More)