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» Your Weirdest Teacher
Ah yes...
Science teachers are usually the weirdest.
One in particular would get extremely excited about moss reproduction, and when talking about it she would get on top of an unsuspecting student's desk and scream: SEX!!!! and then proceed to howl like a wolf.
When she'd teach us geology, she'd get out all these random rocks for us to identify. Well one of us accidentally dropped one, cracking it. The woman burst into tears, sobbing for her poor rock.
She also kicked her shoes off her feet at people. Hit one of my friends in the face.
She was a bitch.
Oh and a teacher that had taught at our school for years and was loved by everyone had raped one of my friends last year. Both male. :(
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 2:38, More)
Ah yes...
Science teachers are usually the weirdest.
One in particular would get extremely excited about moss reproduction, and when talking about it she would get on top of an unsuspecting student's desk and scream: SEX!!!! and then proceed to howl like a wolf.
When she'd teach us geology, she'd get out all these random rocks for us to identify. Well one of us accidentally dropped one, cracking it. The woman burst into tears, sobbing for her poor rock.
She also kicked her shoes off her feet at people. Hit one of my friends in the face.
She was a bitch.
Oh and a teacher that had taught at our school for years and was loved by everyone had raped one of my friends last year. Both male. :(
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 2:38, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
I do feel a bit wrong typing this
hopefully not already been told:
A young boy runs into the kitchen where his mother is busy making dinner.
"Mommy Mommy! Grandma is playing with her shrimp!!"
"Of course dear. Please go find something else to do"
So the boy, a bit dejected, walks out only to come running back into the room again:
"Mommy Grandma is still playing with her shrimp!"
So, curiosity gets the best of her and the mother goes into the living room with her son. Sure enough there's Grandma, playing with herself.
"Oh honey, that isn't a shrimp, that is called a clitoris."
"Oh." said the boy, "Well it sure tasted like shrimp!"
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 1:44, More)
I do feel a bit wrong typing this
hopefully not already been told:
A young boy runs into the kitchen where his mother is busy making dinner.
"Mommy Mommy! Grandma is playing with her shrimp!!"
"Of course dear. Please go find something else to do"
So the boy, a bit dejected, walks out only to come running back into the room again:
"Mommy Grandma is still playing with her shrimp!"
So, curiosity gets the best of her and the mother goes into the living room with her son. Sure enough there's Grandma, playing with herself.
"Oh honey, that isn't a shrimp, that is called a clitoris."
"Oh." said the boy, "Well it sure tasted like shrimp!"
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 1:44, More)
» Pretentious bollocks
We lurve us sum feedback
Was seeing an incredibly good band in an incredibly hole-in-the-wall place.
So of course the opening band was:
men prob in their 50s, fat, and balding (the worst of which had his shirt off)
and their idea of music was playing the feedback on their guitars from scraping metal along the strings. but that wasn't enough noise...he proceded to screech IT'S ALL WHITE NOISE!! over and over.
cleared out the entire place.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 0:09, More)
We lurve us sum feedback
Was seeing an incredibly good band in an incredibly hole-in-the-wall place.
So of course the opening band was:
men prob in their 50s, fat, and balding (the worst of which had his shirt off)
and their idea of music was playing the feedback on their guitars from scraping metal along the strings. but that wasn't enough noise...he proceded to screech IT'S ALL WHITE NOISE!! over and over.
cleared out the entire place.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 0:09, More)
» When animals attack...
I was 9
and visiting a friends house when the father of the house (a rather tall and strong man) thought it would be a fantastic idea to bring out his Bull Mastiff.
He went into the room where it was kept and put a leash on it, and in two seconds he was on the ground bleeding.
Me, being the bright child I was, stood where I was as this animal taller than me and much, much longer lunged at my face.
I moved my head back just so his teeth grazed my nose and my eyes were filled with slobber. By this time the parents grabbed it and stuffed it back in its room.
I hate bull mastiffs. But its ok hes dead now. It later attacked their son to where he needed stiches on his face.
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 14:01, More)
I was 9
and visiting a friends house when the father of the house (a rather tall and strong man) thought it would be a fantastic idea to bring out his Bull Mastiff.
He went into the room where it was kept and put a leash on it, and in two seconds he was on the ground bleeding.
Me, being the bright child I was, stood where I was as this animal taller than me and much, much longer lunged at my face.
I moved my head back just so his teeth grazed my nose and my eyes were filled with slobber. By this time the parents grabbed it and stuffed it back in its room.
I hate bull mastiffs. But its ok hes dead now. It later attacked their son to where he needed stiches on his face.
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 14:01, More)