» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

I Write 10 Mile Long Swears...
I work in cartography making maps for the Rural Fire Brigade. I am able to decide what roads need to be added to the map. So if you ever see any maps with roads that spell TITS or WANK, you're probably looking at my work
(Sat 29th Sep 2007, 8:48, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

Understanding Computers is Shit
You have no idea what its like explaining to a woman in her 50's why it's bad to have chocolate and mouse poo in her computer

These challenges are on a slippery slope downhill.
(Fri 22nd Sep 2006, 14:15, More)

» Pet Peeves

As I write this...
My flatmate is watching Big Brother. Big god damn, cunt ares brother. How fascinating is it watching a house full of bogans (chavs if you're in the UK) sleeping all day and getting shitfaced? AAARRRGGHHH

(click "I like this" to spread the message - stop BB now)
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 8:34, More)

» Posh

Family Ties
My mums uncle is a French-Maltese Baron. My great Great grandmother also concieved the illegitimate child of a lord in Scottland, and was married off to the gardener, the direct decendant of Rob Roy. His brother is also responsible for jumping ship and populating the island of Trista Laguna (not sure how it's spelt). My great uncle was in charge of the first cocaine bust in Australia, and his son is an Air traffic controler.

I think im pretty posh.
(Fri 16th Sep 2005, 10:55, More)

» Accidental innuendo

I didn't get a free lei in Hawaii...
But I got a cheap one
(Sun 15th Jun 2008, 6:14, More)