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I like making things. You could buy my stuff. But then why would you? I'm a nobody. So you would own something made by a nobody. Congratulations.
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I like making things. You could buy my stuff. But then why would you? I'm a nobody. So you would own something made by a nobody. Congratulations.
@0cto.bsky.social
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Van Gogh and Matthew have never been seen in the same room together
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Innovative solutions to the ever increasing price of gas are welcome

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It's Christmas Eve and tonight on BBC 1...
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Frankly Daffy Duck would do a better job.

Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
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Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
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Michael Gove & Theresa May Discuss Digital Brexit Strategy at Tory HQ.

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» That's when I knew it was over...
Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
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Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:11, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What is a frogs favourite day of the week?
Flyday!
(Tue 25th Jun 2024, 11:08, More)
What is a frogs favourite day of the week?
Flyday!
(Tue 25th Jun 2024, 11:08, More)
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What is the angriest sporting event?
Cross country.
(Thu 18th Sep 2025, 7:28, More)
What is the angriest sporting event?
Cross country.
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My cat is always sick after licking her feet.
Turns out she is cat-toes intolerant.
(Thu 11th Sep 2025, 13:29, More)
My cat is always sick after licking her feet.
Turns out she is cat-toes intolerant.
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My wife bought a transparent insect.
It was in the clear ants section.
(Fri 28th Mar 2025, 9:56, More)
My wife bought a transparent insect.
It was in the clear ants section.
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