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snarky malarkey from dallas texas usa
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snarky malarkey from dallas texas usa
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» World's Sickest Joke
Piss her off
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 21:29, More)
Piss her off
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 21:29, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
last one i promise
What's soft, brown, and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 21:40, More)
last one i promise
What's soft, brown, and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 21:40, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Hey, get out of my son."
(sun)
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 21:35, More)
What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Hey, get out of my son."
(sun)
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 21:35, More)
» Local Nutters
Patriotic Insanity
Yesterday there was a woman at the end of my street frantically waving an American flag on a stick, until she was red in the face. By the time I circled round and came back, she had completely disappeared. I suppose I should've checked the trees, where she might have been catching up with the other nutters.
(from Dallas, TX, USA - don't worry, she's far from the UK)
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 14:05, More)
Patriotic Insanity
Yesterday there was a woman at the end of my street frantically waving an American flag on a stick, until she was red in the face. By the time I circled round and came back, she had completely disappeared. I suppose I should've checked the trees, where she might have been catching up with the other nutters.
(from Dallas, TX, USA - don't worry, she's far from the UK)
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 14:05, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Jacko
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 21:31, More)
Jacko
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 21:31, More)