You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for Puromycin:
Profile Info:

From the Heart of My Bottom

(No goatse intended)


I'd like to thank you for reading this but I won't because you've obiously made a mistake. There is absolutely nothing here of interest for the likes of you. If you had wanted something interesting why didn't you try searching Google for some pr0n? God. You make me sick sometimes; browsing the interweb in search of cheap thrills and clever pictures of aardvarks with 7 legs, blah, blah, blah...


arrangedletters arranged my letters











I now have a website - www.puromycin.co.uk




By that nice Mr. HappyToast:


Some of my stuff...

Some fluffeh first


Foxy


Mmmmmm...


Underwater rocks!


Mmmmmm. Fried bacon


The b3ta fairy


Gino couldn't understand why he got F- for his computer homework


Bees like Mango and Mango loves bees


Mr Potatohead knew he was in for a roasting


Aubie couldn't resist the lure of the greengrocer


He bruises very easily








If you feel the need to contact me I can be found lurking at my name at the gmail dot com thingy.

Recent front page messages:

:)

(Fri 25th Sep 2009, 12:54, More)

Wibble?

(Wed 12th Aug 2009, 19:25, More)



CFB
(Fri 27th Jun 2008, 14:42, More)

'nings again

(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 21:42, More)

.

(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 18:35, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Accidental innuendo

A slip of the tongue...
I was sitting at the bar in my local when a beer delivery arrived. The delivery man, unable to open the cellar doors from the outside, uttered these immortal words to the barmaid (a very large woman, indeed) - "Can I go down and open your flaps?". Much tittering ensued.

Cheese toasties anyone?
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 17:36, More)

» Crap meals out

Chinese
We were in The Gambia and decided that a Chinese restaurant in a nearby village would be ideal for a night out. Wrong. The hot and sour soup was passable but the main courses were totally disgusting. Spare ribs that were just deep fried gristle and bones, the chicken had obviously died of malnutrition and the beef was probably donkey meat. We sent almost everything back with little recompense. (And the booze was shit too.) Fuck 'em.
Edit: The Lebanese restaurant in Serakunda the next night, however, was abso-fucking-lutely brilliant.
(Thu 27th Apr 2006, 18:02, More)