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» Awesome Sickies
Always works
My favourite (and mucho used) sickie excuse is to ring in and say I've caught nits (or head lice if you work somewhere posh) from my kids/siblings/nieces & nephews. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants you in work that day. What's more, they don't mention it when you go back, it's as though it might be catching if it's ever acknowledged.
*pop* (after at least 6 years of lurking)
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 9:36, More)
Always works
My favourite (and mucho used) sickie excuse is to ring in and say I've caught nits (or head lice if you work somewhere posh) from my kids/siblings/nieces & nephews. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants you in work that day. What's more, they don't mention it when you go back, it's as though it might be catching if it's ever acknowledged.
*pop* (after at least 6 years of lurking)
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 9:36, More)
» Amazing displays of ignorance
Educated youth
Back in the 90s, walking out of a lecture at uni behind two pwincesses.
Pwincess number 1 "I watched Titanic last night, it was so sad. The boat sank and they all drowned."
Pwincess number 2 "OMG! I'm not watching that then, I hate unhappy endings. Why did they have to make it such a downer?"
(Fri 19th Mar 2010, 21:05, More)
Educated youth
Back in the 90s, walking out of a lecture at uni behind two pwincesses.
Pwincess number 1 "I watched Titanic last night, it was so sad. The boat sank and they all drowned."
Pwincess number 2 "OMG! I'm not watching that then, I hate unhappy endings. Why did they have to make it such a downer?"
(Fri 19th Mar 2010, 21:05, More)