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» Best Graffiti Ever
In a toilet in Staines..
1st time I'd ever been compelled to whip out my camera in a public toilet!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 10:30, More)
In a toilet in Staines..
1st time I'd ever been compelled to whip out my camera in a public toilet!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 10:30, More)
» Tales of the Unexplained
Ghosty on the A1M Southbound!
Happened about 10 years ago, I was driving back Londonbound from a friends house in Lincoln at about 1'ish in the morning.
Was doing about 80 or so, and as I come round a slight bend in the road see a figure in the middle of the road up ahead, approaching my car rapidly...at about 80mph as it happened. Thank f*ck the road was empty and there was no one behind me, as the whole Emergency stop procedure went right out of the window as I planted my foot on the brake. As I stopped the car, what turned out to have been a woman, disappeared in front of me, and on the hard shoulder to my left was a Police car.
I pulled over and the cop got me out of the car, explained that he saw it too, and refused to let me get back on the road until I had sat down for 10 minutes and had a cup of tea.
Apparently the woman was a mentalist who walked onto the motorway earlier in the evening and got hit by a car.
First and only ever ghostly experience that was. Still not sure if I believe in them though strangely enough!
(Mon 7th Jul 2008, 20:15, More)
Ghosty on the A1M Southbound!
Happened about 10 years ago, I was driving back Londonbound from a friends house in Lincoln at about 1'ish in the morning.
Was doing about 80 or so, and as I come round a slight bend in the road see a figure in the middle of the road up ahead, approaching my car rapidly...at about 80mph as it happened. Thank f*ck the road was empty and there was no one behind me, as the whole Emergency stop procedure went right out of the window as I planted my foot on the brake. As I stopped the car, what turned out to have been a woman, disappeared in front of me, and on the hard shoulder to my left was a Police car.
I pulled over and the cop got me out of the car, explained that he saw it too, and refused to let me get back on the road until I had sat down for 10 minutes and had a cup of tea.
Apparently the woman was a mentalist who walked onto the motorway earlier in the evening and got hit by a car.
First and only ever ghostly experience that was. Still not sure if I believe in them though strangely enough!
(Mon 7th Jul 2008, 20:15, More)
» Tramps
The Seattle Homeless Rock!
I was there for a little over a year, and I would like to state, that they have the best, truly A-Grade mentalist tramps anywhere I have seen!
Apart from the usual 'sleeping in their own faeces' types. The ones with creative banners pleased me greatly. Among my favorites that I can remember...
"Help, Wife taken by Aliens, now they want to give her back. Need money for lawyer to fight them"
"Homeless, Unemployed, Need money for Crack. (at least I'm honest)"
"Starting to sober up, it's scary, need money for drink"
(Tue 7th Jul 2009, 9:49, More)
The Seattle Homeless Rock!
I was there for a little over a year, and I would like to state, that they have the best, truly A-Grade mentalist tramps anywhere I have seen!
Apart from the usual 'sleeping in their own faeces' types. The ones with creative banners pleased me greatly. Among my favorites that I can remember...
"Help, Wife taken by Aliens, now they want to give her back. Need money for lawyer to fight them"
"Homeless, Unemployed, Need money for Crack. (at least I'm honest)"
"Starting to sober up, it's scary, need money for drink"
(Tue 7th Jul 2009, 9:49, More)
» Public Transport Trauma
Apparently I have a reservation in the afterlife..
A recent one for me, happened about two days back. Not really a nightmare experience, but the most notable I have ever had.
Left work and got on the bus to go home, and about halfway through my journey, a girl across from me suddenly pulled out a bible from her bag (stormtrooper alert!), and then started to read passages from it, out loud, to people on the bus.
At this point, I gave a small smile, laughed in my head, and went back to listening to music.
About 2 minutes later, she turned to me, and started shouting about the fact I was going to go straight to Hell, and then proceeded to list the reasons why. And my reaction was instinctive and unstoppable, I laughed hysterically in her face, and apparently this didn't go down well! This gave her many more reasons as to why I was going to hell much sooner than before.
At this point, I luckily reached my stop and left the bus before the Prince of Darkness came up personally to take me to my final resting place!
Gotta love the crazies!
(Fri 30th May 2008, 19:06, More)
Apparently I have a reservation in the afterlife..
A recent one for me, happened about two days back. Not really a nightmare experience, but the most notable I have ever had.
Left work and got on the bus to go home, and about halfway through my journey, a girl across from me suddenly pulled out a bible from her bag (stormtrooper alert!), and then started to read passages from it, out loud, to people on the bus.
At this point, I gave a small smile, laughed in my head, and went back to listening to music.
About 2 minutes later, she turned to me, and started shouting about the fact I was going to go straight to Hell, and then proceeded to list the reasons why. And my reaction was instinctive and unstoppable, I laughed hysterically in her face, and apparently this didn't go down well! This gave her many more reasons as to why I was going to hell much sooner than before.
At this point, I luckily reached my stop and left the bus before the Prince of Darkness came up personally to take me to my final resting place!
Gotta love the crazies!
(Fri 30th May 2008, 19:06, More)
» PE Lessons
Post-PE showers......
It's just too painful a memory, I have even blocked out the teachers name.
I was at school about 15 years ago, and I think that my school was one of the last in the Slough area of the 'old school' type, where each morning at assembly, the teachers would all don their gowns, and the headmaster on certain occasions would even wear one of those wig things!
But I digress,,,
This leads me to the PE lessons, and skipping over the 'PE in your pants' nightmares that I am sure already cover this QotW, the painful part was the showers afterwards.
Showering was mandatory, there was no avoiding it, and the boys PE teacher would make sure you all went into the showers by standing at the entrance to them, and making sure that no one left the changing rooms without showering. All is well here so far right!...
Standing at the entrance to the showers was slightly odd anyway, but ensuring that he slapped the arse of every boy that went in was the painful memory. He was an old bastard as well, old and slimy! If ever you managed to avoid him on the way in, he would always spot you coming out and slap your arse then!
6 years we had to go through this...6 bloody years!
Never found out if anything ever got done about it. It was just considered acceptable apparently!
(Fri 20th Nov 2009, 10:13, More)
Post-PE showers......
It's just too painful a memory, I have even blocked out the teachers name.
I was at school about 15 years ago, and I think that my school was one of the last in the Slough area of the 'old school' type, where each morning at assembly, the teachers would all don their gowns, and the headmaster on certain occasions would even wear one of those wig things!
But I digress,,,
This leads me to the PE lessons, and skipping over the 'PE in your pants' nightmares that I am sure already cover this QotW, the painful part was the showers afterwards.
Showering was mandatory, there was no avoiding it, and the boys PE teacher would make sure you all went into the showers by standing at the entrance to them, and making sure that no one left the changing rooms without showering. All is well here so far right!...
Standing at the entrance to the showers was slightly odd anyway, but ensuring that he slapped the arse of every boy that went in was the painful memory. He was an old bastard as well, old and slimy! If ever you managed to avoid him on the way in, he would always spot you coming out and slap your arse then!
6 years we had to go through this...6 bloody years!
Never found out if anything ever got done about it. It was just considered acceptable apparently!
(Fri 20th Nov 2009, 10:13, More)