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what you get if you stand sideways in front of a bit of white card.

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» The B3ta Cookbook

food or drink?
Wait just over 5 months for baby jebus birthday time then...

Take half a bottle of dark rum and warm gently.
Take half a block of good butter and heat until it just starts to colour.
Let the butter cool for 30 seconds or so whilst you ladle the rum into a glass (sherry glass works well)
Add the butter in a 'guinness to head' type ratio. It will float.

Drink...
Talk about rum and butter toffees for a while then feel a little sick..

V
(Tue 3rd Jul 2012, 22:31, More)

» What was I thinking?

two words...twice...
'I do' x 2
(Fri 24th Sep 2010, 8:02, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

Kinda sorta
Does membership of Udate/Snatch.com count? Its basically a big computerised pimp that doesn't pay teh bitches on its books....

(and really....maybe i did...what about it?)
(Tue 24th Jan 2006, 22:28, More)