» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Don't take drugs from strangers!
The most regrettable experience i had was a few years ago, after caning some whizz and loads of pills, me and my mates go back to this nutter's house i met once before.

When we got to his place someone asked if he had any pills, at which point he went to his bathroom and came back with bottles of pills, us stupidly taking them and not realising what they did. Well, we all did a few, but i ended up having a couple that no one else took.

Everything was fine, up until I woke up in another flat, it was my mates flat and I was on the sofa bed. I sat upright, and for some reason when i looked down at my trousers i could see cartoon strips, every time i moved the material, the cartoon strips were changing, fascinating as it was, i should have realised i'd done too much!

Things blanked out again, the next minute i was home, sat on the sofa watching tv, my missus comes downstairs and says "what you doing" to which i replied "I'm watching tv", but paul, the tv isn't switched on.

I'd been watching a blank tv for about 5 minutes, sat there blanking out, waking up, my missus is sat infront of me, i start speaking, she starts laughing, i blank out again, wake up, she's still sat there, i speak again, and she starts laughing again, Even though it sounded fine in my head, the words coming out my mouth were all jumbled up.

I had enough at this point, went to the bathroom, and ran a bath, went back to the living room, waited for 5, then went back to check on the bath, I hadn't put the plug in, and didn't even turn the taps on, at this point i thought i was losing the plot.

I got my missus to run me a bath, when it was run, i got in, laying in the bath, i look down at my penis, and it looked like skin was peeling off it, so i started peeling the skin off, thank fuck my missus came in when she did, i had peeled myself raw, i was sore for weeks after that.

And the moral of that story, don't take drugs from strangers!
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 13:46, More)