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» Apparently I'm a sex offender
A mate of mine was shouted at by an irate parent.
His crime was to be lurking around the school bushes.
He tried to explain that he was employed by the school as a gardener.
The woman didn't listen.
(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 9:27, More)
A mate of mine was shouted at by an irate parent.
His crime was to be lurking around the school bushes.
He tried to explain that he was employed by the school as a gardener.
The woman didn't listen.
(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 9:27, More)
» Accidental innuendo
Gas Tap
A rather petite lady was teaching science at the school where i work, and was unable to pull the lever that supplied gas to her lab.
She stuck her head out of her classroom door and as i was passing asked me for some help. I had no problem pulling the gas lever. As i did i announced to her (and 25 sixteen year olds):
"The knobs a bit stiff. You have to give it a hard yank."
It was only when the class burst out laughing that i realised that what i said might be interprated as being a little bit rude so i made a hasty departure.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 0:01, More)
Gas Tap
A rather petite lady was teaching science at the school where i work, and was unable to pull the lever that supplied gas to her lab.
She stuck her head out of her classroom door and as i was passing asked me for some help. I had no problem pulling the gas lever. As i did i announced to her (and 25 sixteen year olds):
"The knobs a bit stiff. You have to give it a hard yank."
It was only when the class burst out laughing that i realised that what i said might be interprated as being a little bit rude so i made a hasty departure.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 0:01, More)
» Bastard Colleagues
This is a boy's job
A woman started in our team a couple of years ago. She ignored all of her responsibilities and would spend all day doing little favours for our line manager and his boss. Although she was extremely helpful to influential people in the office she would try and offload all of her own jobs onto other people.
At first we had to do her jobs for her because "she was new" then the excuse became "you are better than me" or "I don't know how to" Teaching her took twice as long as doing it yourself and she would forget within hours. She even tried "you should do this instead of me because it is a boy's job" If you showed any hesitation in doing her work for her she threw a major tantrum.
Fortunately our supervisor and manager wised up to her manipulative behaviour, although the people at the top of our company still think she is wonderful. Gahhh
(Sun 27th Jan 2008, 16:42, More)
This is a boy's job
A woman started in our team a couple of years ago. She ignored all of her responsibilities and would spend all day doing little favours for our line manager and his boss. Although she was extremely helpful to influential people in the office she would try and offload all of her own jobs onto other people.
At first we had to do her jobs for her because "she was new" then the excuse became "you are better than me" or "I don't know how to" Teaching her took twice as long as doing it yourself and she would forget within hours. She even tried "you should do this instead of me because it is a boy's job" If you showed any hesitation in doing her work for her she threw a major tantrum.
Fortunately our supervisor and manager wised up to her manipulative behaviour, although the people at the top of our company still think she is wonderful. Gahhh
(Sun 27th Jan 2008, 16:42, More)
» Accidentally Erotic
Cute Physio
I was 17 years old and having physiotherapy for a dodgy back and torn hamstring.
This largely involved me lying face down on bed/table thing wearing only tiny shorts, whilst Siobhan (mid 20s & looked like Scarlett O'Hara) rubbed my lower back / buttocks. Her rubbing also meant my raging hard on would rub against the couch beneath me.
However, I was totally in her hands. She would also do those "does this hurt" tests, which invariably resulted in me screaming in pain. She tended to hurt me after giving me unavoidably noticable erections, which gave me the impression that she enjoyed tormenting me.
Having the ultrasound jelly rububed into my legs was *nice* too.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 15:29, More)
Cute Physio
I was 17 years old and having physiotherapy for a dodgy back and torn hamstring.
This largely involved me lying face down on bed/table thing wearing only tiny shorts, whilst Siobhan (mid 20s & looked like Scarlett O'Hara) rubbed my lower back / buttocks. Her rubbing also meant my raging hard on would rub against the couch beneath me.
However, I was totally in her hands. She would also do those "does this hurt" tests, which invariably resulted in me screaming in pain. She tended to hurt me after giving me unavoidably noticable erections, which gave me the impression that she enjoyed tormenting me.
Having the ultrasound jelly rububed into my legs was *nice* too.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 15:29, More)