» Going Too Far

Break ups
Picture the scene, uni students all sat about chatting happily. We get to the subject of break ups, whats happened to you? Whats the worst break up you've had?
Then we get to, "whats the easiest way to break up with someone?"
"Rape" came the reply. silence and lots of it ensued. too far?
(Tue 14th Nov 2006, 0:41, More)

» Advice from Old People

Dearest Father
His advice to me, everytime i went out witrh my girfriends from the age of 15.

Don't make me a Grandfather before I'm 50.

It's his 50th next year, April fools is going to be so much fun.

good times, good times
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 17:18, More)

» Workplace Boredom

Ahh, the good times
I used to be able to access B3TA from work. Facebook was a good one too and occasionally I'd check out hints and tips on how to play my xbox games that little bit better.

But now they have filters.

My day now consists of at least three 30 minute toilet breaks, scouring the BBC news website thoroughly, taking an hour for lunch where I go and sit in the canteen and do nothing and the rest of my time is spent searching the web for a site that isn't blocked.

I now spend more time doing this than I ever have when I was on B3TA and Facebook.

Take that system!

(If anyone can think of an ingenious way for me to get round these controls I would be very grateful; I miss this lovely site when I'm stuck behind my desk)


Length..............
(Thu 8th Jan 2009, 17:12, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Guilt of the highest order
Torchwood - I know its not as good as Dr. Who, but I’m Welsh and you have to support your motherland

(Dr. Who is not a guilty pleasure as its fantastic and i wont hear a bad word against it)

Arthur - I love it, always watch it if it's on TV and sometimes I watch it on the iPlayer if I cant find anything better

WOW- I’m 23 and I contemplate taking days off work to play it.

Kinder eggs - Ryfelwyr and I love these, we buy at least one each when we go shopping, or go to the corner shop, or pass any shop where we can see that they sell them. It’s a borderline addiction.

Avril lavigne - I know she’s awful. Married a man called Deryck Whibley ffs. But there’s something about her

If my iPod is out of battery, I still put the earphones on so I can walk past people as they talk to me or eavesdrop when I’m on the train.

I love to annoy one of my friends when we go out, he knows a bit of science so I purposely get things wrong and fight my corner to annoy him to the point where he threatens violence. ( the last time was saying that terminal velocity was the same whether your horizontal or vertical. 20 minutes of arguing and he was screaming at me.)

Transformers - I loved them as a child and since the movie has come out and they brought out the new toys I buy them when I see them.

Diagnosis murder, Quincy, Murder she wrote, Columbo and Monk pretty much any sort of crime/murder mystery thing. I’ve seen them all now but love to watch them again.

And lastly.

This is the worst.

And I’m ashamed by it.

The Daily Mail.

I like the cartoons and the question page.
I know that its bilge; crap of the highest order. But I cant help but buy it every now and again to see how Europe is going to take us over, how immigrants are stealing all the jobs from the British unemployed who are desperately seeking work and are in no way sponging off the state. Then on the next page saying how the unemployed scum are breaking into you granny’s house and stealing her pension.

It makes me laugh on almost every page.

You wouldn’t believe the guilt.

If the pope had an orgy he wouldn’t feel as guilty as I do about reading that paper.

(let the flaming begin, be gentle though please)

Length etc…..
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 21:50, More)

» Sacked

Never Really Asked to come back
At the tender age of 15 i had a summer job working for a bouncy castle factory. didnt get to test the merchandise, instead they had me copy every name, address and telephone number of EVERY leisure centre in the UK into an Excel spread sheet, the manager was an idiot and could barely find the on button of a PC. so i did, 5 hours a day, 5 days of the week, for 3 weeks. then they asked me to type it all out again into Access, i refused, point blank. went home and they phoned me to say they wouldnt want me back again. gutted? slightly, pay was good and they were some pretty fit women there and they loved me because i was young and impressionable. never mind, im at uni now, firms gone bust - i win
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 18:07, More)