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I have a bad habit of going on one-man bandwagons. Amongst my favourite are the old classic "Ugly man's face on attractive woman's body", and that hoary favourite "The bird-headed soldier".
Bird-Headed Soldiers
I'm not sure why these work so well, but they do.
This chap was a commander in the Scots Guard:
This turkey was proud just to become a quartermaster:
This chirpy little feller fought for Britain in the Boer War:
One bald eagle in particular drew fame in the USA for his heroism during their civil war; here he is relaxing before the battle:
, and here he is after the war, promoted to general: 
Alas, not every bird who joined the army joined on our side. There were some, for example, who joined the Provisional Irish Republican Army, as this still from Ken Loach's "The Vulture that Shook the Barley" shows:
Ugly Men and Pretty Ladies
There are two undeniable stars of this fast-growing fashion scene. The first bears a startling resemblance to Bernie Ecclestone, had he only Shakira's body.
The other star looks as though you took Clint Howard and put him on Cheryl Cole's body, which is quite a coincidence when you think of it. These two photos were taken at a recent fashion show:
Speckly paintmashes
The obligatory Skugosaurus:
Random rubbish
Otherwise there's a few things I'm more proud of than others.
Bootcat on the mountain:
A kitten on a skateboard:
Windmill cat:
Diana was a body-builder:
The Eiffel Tower takes a break:
The Walrus-Moustached Upper-Crust Bee:
Leela:
Bandwagoning bandwagoning la la la:
Megan Fox-Hunter:
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I have a bad habit of going on one-man bandwagons. Amongst my favourite are the old classic "Ugly man's face on attractive woman's body", and that hoary favourite "The bird-headed soldier".
Bird-Headed Soldiers
I'm not sure why these work so well, but they do.
This chap was a commander in the Scots Guard:
This turkey was proud just to become a quartermaster:
This chirpy little feller fought for Britain in the Boer War:
One bald eagle in particular drew fame in the USA for his heroism during their civil war; here he is relaxing before the battle:
, and here he is after the war, promoted to general: Alas, not every bird who joined the army joined on our side. There were some, for example, who joined the Provisional Irish Republican Army, as this still from Ken Loach's "The Vulture that Shook the Barley" shows:
Ugly Men and Pretty Ladies
There are two undeniable stars of this fast-growing fashion scene. The first bears a startling resemblance to Bernie Ecclestone, had he only Shakira's body.
The other star looks as though you took Clint Howard and put him on Cheryl Cole's body, which is quite a coincidence when you think of it. These two photos were taken at a recent fashion show:
Speckly paintmashes
The obligatory Skugosaurus:
Random rubbish
Otherwise there's a few things I'm more proud of than others.
Bootcat on the mountain:
A kitten on a skateboard:
Windmill cat:
Diana was a body-builder:
The Eiffel Tower takes a break:
The Walrus-Moustached Upper-Crust Bee:
Leela:
Bandwagoning bandwagoning la la la:
Megan Fox-Hunter:
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
none