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» Food sabotage
I need a weeeeee!!!
We used to be fairly bad at work for playing practicle jokes on each other. This got so bad in the end that when it was tea time, everybody would stand around protecting their cups like a bunch of wild animals protecting their latest kill.
Reason for this was that somebody had brought in some Viagra and that soon found its way into peoples lunch etc. But the best was yet to come...
My dear old mate Bill, has an older sister- bless her! She has a few health problems and was taking water tablets. These make you pee within about 10 minutes of taking them and dissolve nicely in tea. The first incident occurred driving back to the depot when at about 40 miles an hour my crewman opened the door and jumped out! Odd I thought? Stranger was that he got back to our depot faster than me by cutting cross town and crossing several busy roads including a Motorway!
It turned out he needed a pee- badly just as I pulled up in the van I saw his red face shout "Oh no not again" and he ran back inside. This happened to lots of us over the next month or so and in the end we had to make a pact and sign it so say that we would stop touching other peoples food or drink because it was getting well out of hand. Most of us had brought in changes of clothes by this point.
(Sat 20th Sep 2008, 5:49, More)
I need a weeeeee!!!
We used to be fairly bad at work for playing practicle jokes on each other. This got so bad in the end that when it was tea time, everybody would stand around protecting their cups like a bunch of wild animals protecting their latest kill.
Reason for this was that somebody had brought in some Viagra and that soon found its way into peoples lunch etc. But the best was yet to come...
My dear old mate Bill, has an older sister- bless her! She has a few health problems and was taking water tablets. These make you pee within about 10 minutes of taking them and dissolve nicely in tea. The first incident occurred driving back to the depot when at about 40 miles an hour my crewman opened the door and jumped out! Odd I thought? Stranger was that he got back to our depot faster than me by cutting cross town and crossing several busy roads including a Motorway!
It turned out he needed a pee- badly just as I pulled up in the van I saw his red face shout "Oh no not again" and he ran back inside. This happened to lots of us over the next month or so and in the end we had to make a pact and sign it so say that we would stop touching other peoples food or drink because it was getting well out of hand. Most of us had brought in changes of clothes by this point.
(Sat 20th Sep 2008, 5:49, More)
» Evil Pranks
Orange Tango
I suppose I was about nine or ten at the time and have a younger brother who I always enjoyed being cruel to. One very hot summers day whilst playing in the park I found a rather mint looking Orange Tango can then decided that peeing into it and offering it too my brother would be a fun game.
Sadly my brother declined my kind offering having seen what I'd done and offered it to one of our fellow chums who gladly took the beverage and began to drink. He must have drank half the can before he actually tasted the liquid and vomited on the spot, proclaiming "Its Piss!". How did he know it was Piss? had he tasted it before? I went home and prayed that night.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 19:49, More)
Orange Tango
I suppose I was about nine or ten at the time and have a younger brother who I always enjoyed being cruel to. One very hot summers day whilst playing in the park I found a rather mint looking Orange Tango can then decided that peeing into it and offering it too my brother would be a fun game.
Sadly my brother declined my kind offering having seen what I'd done and offered it to one of our fellow chums who gladly took the beverage and began to drink. He must have drank half the can before he actually tasted the liquid and vomited on the spot, proclaiming "Its Piss!". How did he know it was Piss? had he tasted it before? I went home and prayed that night.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 19:49, More)