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» Heckles
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to a heckle i've heard was from Adam Bloom. There was a guy in the audience who was starting to annoy everyone else as his heckling had been terrible all night, just shouting 'You're shit...wanker....crap!'. Adam Bloom stopped mid-sentence, turned to him and said "Listen mate, why don't you just save your breath so you can inflate your girlfriend later on". Class.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 11:57, More)
Best response
to a heckle i've heard was from Adam Bloom. There was a guy in the audience who was starting to annoy everyone else as his heckling had been terrible all night, just shouting 'You're shit...wanker....crap!'. Adam Bloom stopped mid-sentence, turned to him and said "Listen mate, why don't you just save your breath so you can inflate your girlfriend later on". Class.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 11:57, More)
» The Dark
Wales in the dark
I LOVE the dark and the tricks your mind can play on you. A few years I was staying with some friends in a caravan on the Gower Peninsula and after sharing a joint we went for a walk along the coastal path, it was a very overcast night so it was pitch black. Stumbling over the rocks and laughing nervously at how difficult it is to navigate a footpath when you can barely see your hand in front of you we all stopped dead. A few yards ahead the bushes were glowing green. Er.. is everyone else seeing this? Am i imagining that? Slighty freaked out we crept closer and discovered the bushes were teeming with glow worms, none of us had seen them in real life before, they're incredible. The bushes on either side were pulsing green in the dark.
After spending far too long in an absorbed slightly stoned appreciation of glow worms we carried on but 100m on froze again as we felt a rumble under our feet and a noise building towards us. Mutters of 'wtf?' 'christ what's that?' and we all started shrinking back. Out of the dark a group of 8 or 9 horses thundered past us about a foot from where we were standing and carried on past along the cliff top. I nearly shat myself. It was too much and we admitted defeat, turned tail and stumbled back to the caravan where it was safe.
Glow worms rock, wild horses scare silly.
(Tue 28th Jul 2009, 17:53, More)
Wales in the dark
I LOVE the dark and the tricks your mind can play on you. A few years I was staying with some friends in a caravan on the Gower Peninsula and after sharing a joint we went for a walk along the coastal path, it was a very overcast night so it was pitch black. Stumbling over the rocks and laughing nervously at how difficult it is to navigate a footpath when you can barely see your hand in front of you we all stopped dead. A few yards ahead the bushes were glowing green. Er.. is everyone else seeing this? Am i imagining that? Slighty freaked out we crept closer and discovered the bushes were teeming with glow worms, none of us had seen them in real life before, they're incredible. The bushes on either side were pulsing green in the dark.
After spending far too long in an absorbed slightly stoned appreciation of glow worms we carried on but 100m on froze again as we felt a rumble under our feet and a noise building towards us. Mutters of 'wtf?' 'christ what's that?' and we all started shrinking back. Out of the dark a group of 8 or 9 horses thundered past us about a foot from where we were standing and carried on past along the cliff top. I nearly shat myself. It was too much and we admitted defeat, turned tail and stumbled back to the caravan where it was safe.
Glow worms rock, wild horses scare silly.
(Tue 28th Jul 2009, 17:53, More)
» School fights
Cheating
My career of school fights is somewhat tainted by the fact i cheated in both of them. Aged 6 i used a large stick in a playground fight (and subsequently got detention after one of the teachers saw it...although i did win the fight) and aged 11 i eschewed punches and proper fighting skills for poking him in the eyes (i'd seen someone do it on telly a couple of night before).
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 13:59, More)
Cheating
My career of school fights is somewhat tainted by the fact i cheated in both of them. Aged 6 i used a large stick in a playground fight (and subsequently got detention after one of the teachers saw it...although i did win the fight) and aged 11 i eschewed punches and proper fighting skills for poking him in the eyes (i'd seen someone do it on telly a couple of night before).
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 13:59, More)