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A gentleman of means from Manchester, I reside in my spacious loft apartment and allow my girlfriend to supply me with money and comestibles. From time to time I mark bits of paper with my brainwaves, and sell them to people.

Basically I'm a lazy bastard writer. Oh, the humanity.

Can anyone translate this for me, by the by?

-Trazan
-Ja
-Trazan
-Ja
-Ska vi hitta på nå't ball?
-Ja det gör vi
-Trazan
-Ja
-Trazan
-Ja
-Leka eller dra en trall
-Ja

När vi tittar in till dej
Vill vi se en kulig grej
-Trazan
-Ja
-Trazan
-Ja
-Ska vi hitta på nå't ball?

-Du Apan
-Mmm
-Papan
-Yeah
-Apepapedingdingdång
-Du kan sjunga
-Mmm
-Apans egen dinga sång
-Ja

Hänga upp och ner i din svans
Tjattra högt och steppa en dans
-Apan
-Mmm
-Papan
-Ja
-Apepapedingdingdång
-Take it!

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» Accidentally Erotic

My Psychology Lecturer
When I was at 6th form college in Bury, Greater Manchester (Holy Cross - very good left-footer establishment) I used to get the almighty horn over my psychology lecturer.

She was around my mother's age, and sometimes had mildly hairy legs under her light tan tights. I used to sit as far down my chair as possible (in the front row, next to Nathaniel O'Brian) and get such a hard-on I didn't know what to do with myself. She wasn't even that fit.

Now whenever I sit like an insouciant seventeen year old, or see matronly women with hairy legs who can explain Jung to me, I get a rock-on.

Well, it used to be, but now that I've passed twenty-five, it only mildly shakes itself from its horrendous torpor. Sometimes I cry.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 13:22, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

Please don't do that again, mother!
I just got dumped by my girlfriend because I've got pictures of purplefairy's boobies on my 'pooter.

*fwap*

How ironic.
(Mon 13th Feb 2006, 22:15, More)