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17 Year old Mongoloid-Hunter from the Depths of "Nor'n' A'ir'l'in" (Strabane- 3rd worst town of the Britons and rising).
Blah Blah Various Studies in Blah Blah show that Blah Blah Sex Change Blah Blah "much more sharper than I thought" Blah Blah.
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17 Year old Mongoloid-Hunter from the Depths of "Nor'n' A'ir'l'in" (Strabane- 3rd worst town of the Britons and rising).
Blah Blah Various Studies in Blah Blah show that Blah Blah Sex Change Blah Blah "much more sharper than I thought" Blah Blah.
I might as well fart about with Webcomics and that, maybe not.
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» Accidentally Erotic
Gay English Teacher
Mr McLaughlin is one of the eccentric english staff of my School. He is particularly interesting because of his many mannerisms indicating a Grade A bummerer of men. Anyway...
Mr McLaughlin comes walking up the corridor, spots me and simply says "Have you seen m'shoes?"
Eep.
Not knowing quite what to do I stare at him. He looks like he really wants an answer to this. Here it goes: I scan his body down slowly in what looks like something straight out of a porno, but it was really my terror debilitating me. Finally I reach the shoes.
"Yes Sir." I flatly reply.
He's still waiting...
"Well where is she?" he adds.
"Who??"
"Miss Hughes? Have You seen her?"
"Oh..Shit."
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 17:49, More)
Gay English Teacher
Mr McLaughlin is one of the eccentric english staff of my School. He is particularly interesting because of his many mannerisms indicating a Grade A bummerer of men. Anyway...
Mr McLaughlin comes walking up the corridor, spots me and simply says "Have you seen m'shoes?"
Eep.
Not knowing quite what to do I stare at him. He looks like he really wants an answer to this. Here it goes: I scan his body down slowly in what looks like something straight out of a porno, but it was really my terror debilitating me. Finally I reach the shoes.
"Yes Sir." I flatly reply.
He's still waiting...
"Well where is she?" he adds.
"Who??"
"Miss Hughes? Have You seen her?"
"Oh..Shit."
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 17:49, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Obscure Poet Seamus Heaney.
Sometime last year I attended a Classics Lecture headed by Nobel Prize-ist Seamus Heaney.
I'm a huge fan of his work and hung around outside the hall for quite sometime, inching closer and closer to get him to sign my books.
I eventually caught him as he hurried out of the door, asking him for the autographs, he heartily replied 'Oh..Just as I leave the door' duly signing them and scurried away to a taxi.
I found out a few minutes later he'd just missed his plane and was coming back to the hall.
I practically ran...
(Fri 26th May 2006, 2:24, More)
Obscure Poet Seamus Heaney.
Sometime last year I attended a Classics Lecture headed by Nobel Prize-ist Seamus Heaney.
I'm a huge fan of his work and hung around outside the hall for quite sometime, inching closer and closer to get him to sign my books.
I eventually caught him as he hurried out of the door, asking him for the autographs, he heartily replied 'Oh..Just as I leave the door' duly signing them and scurried away to a taxi.
I found out a few minutes later he'd just missed his plane and was coming back to the hall.
I practically ran...
(Fri 26th May 2006, 2:24, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
'Oasis..huh huh huh'
My name is Liam Gallagher, and luckily I didnt get as much stick as I could've. That was until GCSE maths class several years ago...everyday during the roll (EVERY-FUCKING-DAY):
'Liam Gallagher?'
'here'
'Oasis..huh huh huh..Oasis...'
All this in mind, everyone thought I was called 'Oasis..huh huh huh' due to my long hair...
Only 4 of that class survived the tard purge of GCSE.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 18:40, More)
'Oasis..huh huh huh'
My name is Liam Gallagher, and luckily I didnt get as much stick as I could've. That was until GCSE maths class several years ago...everyday during the roll (EVERY-FUCKING-DAY):
'Liam Gallagher?'
'here'
'Oasis..huh huh huh..Oasis...'
All this in mind, everyone thought I was called 'Oasis..huh huh huh' due to my long hair...
Only 4 of that class survived the tard purge of GCSE.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 18:40, More)
» Barred
Only barred once... 3 days ago...
In a Wetherspoons in Derry with the crew, and keeping in touch with this sailor-namesake, got exceedingly pissed.
Though there were constant complaints from various customers, the barring peaked thusly; My friend swiped several packets of salt and poured candle wax over the table, shredded them together and proceeded to do lines with the unholy mixture.
Best bit was the look on the waitresses face as my friend pulled his head from the table, goggle-eyed to the ceiling screeching 'UUUCCCH!! SHIT!! THATS THE LAST TIME I DO THAT!!'
(Thu 31st Aug 2006, 12:54, More)
Only barred once... 3 days ago...
In a Wetherspoons in Derry with the crew, and keeping in touch with this sailor-namesake, got exceedingly pissed.
Though there were constant complaints from various customers, the barring peaked thusly; My friend swiped several packets of salt and poured candle wax over the table, shredded them together and proceeded to do lines with the unholy mixture.
Best bit was the look on the waitresses face as my friend pulled his head from the table, goggle-eyed to the ceiling screeching 'UUUCCCH!! SHIT!! THATS THE LAST TIME I DO THAT!!'
(Thu 31st Aug 2006, 12:54, More)