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» Workplace Boredom
SCIENCE!
What happens if we leave a pint of milk in a warm office overnight?
Overnight turned into 'a few days'.
A few days became a week.
A week became a month.
A month became...'however long we can'.
Eventually it was named Steve and did more work than the people who left it there.
It all backfired when our line manager brought some visitors in, and picked up the box files it was hidden behind. Then opened it to investigate. One woman was sick in the bin.
(Thu 8th Jan 2009, 22:23, More)
SCIENCE!
What happens if we leave a pint of milk in a warm office overnight?
Overnight turned into 'a few days'.
A few days became a week.
A week became a month.
A month became...'however long we can'.
Eventually it was named Steve and did more work than the people who left it there.
It all backfired when our line manager brought some visitors in, and picked up the box files it was hidden behind. Then opened it to investigate. One woman was sick in the bin.
(Thu 8th Jan 2009, 22:23, More)
» Mugged
My sister
got mugged not so long ago. She had nothing on her except her phone. Her phone's knackered, she broke the screen within six months of having it, and then tried to take the cover off to fix it. It's pretty much hanging off.
They took one look at it, handed it back and walked off without a word.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 15:45, More)
My sister
got mugged not so long ago. She had nothing on her except her phone. Her phone's knackered, she broke the screen within six months of having it, and then tried to take the cover off to fix it. It's pretty much hanging off.
They took one look at it, handed it back and walked off without a word.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 15:45, More)
» Cheap Tat
Headphones
£1.99 headphones from Argos. The loose connections in the wire and the chipped paint were annoying, but the icing on the cake was looking at them to find out which was the left one and which was the right, to find that they were both marked as left.
(Sun 6th Jan 2008, 17:23, More)
Headphones
£1.99 headphones from Argos. The loose connections in the wire and the chipped paint were annoying, but the icing on the cake was looking at them to find out which was the left one and which was the right, to find that they were both marked as left.
(Sun 6th Jan 2008, 17:23, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Yesterday
I moved to university in London. My parents loaded my stuff into the car, drove me 300 miles and dropped me off. Dad came with me while I enrolled, but got bored of queuing and decided to wander off, telling me he'd be out the front of the main building.
Fifteen minutes later, all enrolled, I walk out to where he said he'd be and...nothing. He's not there. I walk up and down and round and round and still nothing. A kindly student ambassador comes over and says 'Are you alright?'
20 years old, first day of university, first day of my new independent life outside the family home (I have my own set of pans and everything) and what comes out of my mouth in the panicked tone of a toddler whose mum isn't by the cheese in Sainsbury's any more?
'I've lost my dad!'
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 11:00, More)
Yesterday
I moved to university in London. My parents loaded my stuff into the car, drove me 300 miles and dropped me off. Dad came with me while I enrolled, but got bored of queuing and decided to wander off, telling me he'd be out the front of the main building.
Fifteen minutes later, all enrolled, I walk out to where he said he'd be and...nothing. He's not there. I walk up and down and round and round and still nothing. A kindly student ambassador comes over and says 'Are you alright?'
20 years old, first day of university, first day of my new independent life outside the family home (I have my own set of pans and everything) and what comes out of my mouth in the panicked tone of a toddler whose mum isn't by the cheese in Sainsbury's any more?
'I've lost my dad!'
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 11:00, More)