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» Awesome Sickies
Early starter
I skived two and a half months of fourth form double geography on a Thursday afternoon. No style, no panache. Just didn't bother. When the register ladies caught up and I got the obligatory appointment with the Head and my Mum I told them I had been going to the clap clinic. That counts as sick, right?
I'm over 30 now and my mum still thinks it's true.
1st time poster, long time reader.
(Wed 14th Jun 2006, 16:30, More)
Early starter
I skived two and a half months of fourth form double geography on a Thursday afternoon. No style, no panache. Just didn't bother. When the register ladies caught up and I got the obligatory appointment with the Head and my Mum I told them I had been going to the clap clinic. That counts as sick, right?
I'm over 30 now and my mum still thinks it's true.
1st time poster, long time reader.
(Wed 14th Jun 2006, 16:30, More)
» I'm going to Hell...
1984 (the year, not the book)
My 4th year juniors class had a tour of the Kent village vicarage next to our school. It was very dull but much better than school.
I stole a picture of the vicar's daughter in a bikini (she was about 17 I suppose) and flashed it round the school afterwards.
I found the photo about 3 years later in my room and had several crafty shermans on the strength of it.
Not too bad?
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 13:21, More)
1984 (the year, not the book)
My 4th year juniors class had a tour of the Kent village vicarage next to our school. It was very dull but much better than school.
I stole a picture of the vicar's daughter in a bikini (she was about 17 I suppose) and flashed it round the school afterwards.
I found the photo about 3 years later in my room and had several crafty shermans on the strength of it.
Not too bad?
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 13:21, More)
» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me
On Saturday
Some middle aged German bird guaranteed my savings if I put them in one of her banks.
(Mon 6th Oct 2008, 12:48, More)
On Saturday
Some middle aged German bird guaranteed my savings if I put them in one of her banks.
(Mon 6th Oct 2008, 12:48, More)
» Pet Peeves
Empathy from the government
On the "current economic environment".
Currently (yesterday in Liverpool Speke Asda)I paid 107.9 for unleaded petrol. I bought 25 litres for £27, the govt took £17.01 of that.
When petrol was 0.85 the petrol cost 21.25 and the govt took 13.38 of that.
To earn the same amount of duty and VAT as they did on 0.85 they could cut the current tax burden on Petrol to 49.5% from 63%.
So why the fuck don't they? Just cut it 5% or 7.5%. It's a cash cow and they don't give a shit what it's costing everyone.
Don't get me wrong, I'm internationally famous and unbelievably wealthy. It's the PRINCIPLE.
(Tue 6th May 2008, 10:33, More)
Empathy from the government
On the "current economic environment".
Currently (yesterday in Liverpool Speke Asda)I paid 107.9 for unleaded petrol. I bought 25 litres for £27, the govt took £17.01 of that.
When petrol was 0.85 the petrol cost 21.25 and the govt took 13.38 of that.
To earn the same amount of duty and VAT as they did on 0.85 they could cut the current tax burden on Petrol to 49.5% from 63%.
So why the fuck don't they? Just cut it 5% or 7.5%. It's a cash cow and they don't give a shit what it's costing everyone.
Don't get me wrong, I'm internationally famous and unbelievably wealthy. It's the PRINCIPLE.
(Tue 6th May 2008, 10:33, More)
» Top Tips
London Underground
Announce over the tannoy that there is currently a good service on the Central Line when people are jammed in like veal and the service is pretty fucking far from good.
Cunts.
PS Thirty five grand start pay (not to mention 40 days holiday not including strikes) for tube drivers??? WTF? Whens it's dark apply the accelerator, when it's light apply the brake. FFS.
(Wed 7th Nov 2007, 14:34, More)
London Underground
Announce over the tannoy that there is currently a good service on the Central Line when people are jammed in like veal and the service is pretty fucking far from good.
Cunts.
PS Thirty five grand start pay (not to mention 40 days holiday not including strikes) for tube drivers??? WTF? Whens it's dark apply the accelerator, when it's light apply the brake. FFS.
(Wed 7th Nov 2007, 14:34, More)