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If you hate cold callers as much as me
simply tell them to hold as their call really is important to you, place the handset next to the radio ideally tuned to a station playing something nauseatingly crap, then feck off and make a cuppa for at least fifteen mins. Bingo!
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 23:10, More)

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Southern shandy-drinking girls party dresses
could easily avoid their whinging about water shortages and hosepipe bans during the Summer by filling up their buckets in advance during the Winter floods !
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 23:20, More)

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Teachers get far too many holidays !
Or isn't it you that gets far too few ?

Jealousy will eat you up in the end- bwhahahaaaaaaaa!
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 23:23, More)

» Ripped Off

Stung By Toyota
Bought an Avensis recently which was just out of warranty. Driver's window switch won't work. No problem I think- one little switch must be cheap and easy to replace. WRONG! £98 quid and a complete door switch panel later (can't buy just one, have to buy the lot even though the rest worked no problem!)Took me 30 seconds to fit. Toyota wanted another £60 to do that ffs!

Great cars but parts are definitely a rip-off!
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 22:49, More)