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» Ignoring Instructions
Emadex said not to put a CD in the microwave, shiny side up.
And especially not to cook it on high for 5 minutes.
So i didn't.
Curiosity got the better of me, and I stuck it in for 20.
Bought a replacement microwave yesterday.
(Sun 7th May 2006, 15:17, More)
Emadex said not to put a CD in the microwave, shiny side up.
And especially not to cook it on high for 5 minutes.
So i didn't.
Curiosity got the better of me, and I stuck it in for 20.
Bought a replacement microwave yesterday.
(Sun 7th May 2006, 15:17, More)
» Heckles
Silly Indies
A few friends and myself went out on teh town a few weeks ago, and after about 2 hours, we were fairly merry, and we decided to walk down the street to a posh bar-restaurant thing for a drink.
Now, being me, who wears jeans full of holes, JD t-shirts, leather jackets and bandannas, as well as long hair, i was sceptical at first.
Upon entering, we walked up to the bar, and i was greeted by a group of indie mother-fuckers intent on ripping my dress sense to shreds.
"Music is about what you KNOW, not what you look like".
Too which i replied,
"ooh, is THAT your excuse for wearing a pink waist coat!?"
Stayed quiet ever since.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 15:52, More)
Silly Indies
A few friends and myself went out on teh town a few weeks ago, and after about 2 hours, we were fairly merry, and we decided to walk down the street to a posh bar-restaurant thing for a drink.
Now, being me, who wears jeans full of holes, JD t-shirts, leather jackets and bandannas, as well as long hair, i was sceptical at first.
Upon entering, we walked up to the bar, and i was greeted by a group of indie mother-fuckers intent on ripping my dress sense to shreds.
"Music is about what you KNOW, not what you look like".
Too which i replied,
"ooh, is THAT your excuse for wearing a pink waist coat!?"
Stayed quiet ever since.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 15:52, More)
» School fights
I remember one time
back in like, year 8, there was a spat between me and another younger kid, bit of a chav, being all irritating and frustrating, the kinda kid who you'd love to pummel, but YOU would get in more trouble kinda thing. Anway, i nudged him once in a corridor, then some bigger chav friend of him chased me home after school, hit me in the ankle with his bike and jumped on my head.
Got a nice scar for the trouble to. Both of them got ASBOs and he got beaten up by 7 of my friends.
Good times
(Sun 12th Mar 2006, 22:06, More)
I remember one time
back in like, year 8, there was a spat between me and another younger kid, bit of a chav, being all irritating and frustrating, the kinda kid who you'd love to pummel, but YOU would get in more trouble kinda thing. Anway, i nudged him once in a corridor, then some bigger chav friend of him chased me home after school, hit me in the ankle with his bike and jumped on my head.
Got a nice scar for the trouble to. Both of them got ASBOs and he got beaten up by 7 of my friends.
Good times
(Sun 12th Mar 2006, 22:06, More)
» Putting the Fun in Funeral
This isnt so much a story ABOUT one, but a plan
of the one i WANT to have.
When i die, i want to have my open casket fitted with a spring-loaded base, so that when all my friends, relatives, and scroungers are present at my 'passing on' gig, a timer can set a spring off and send my body flailing into the air upon all the unsuspecting guests.
And i'd have sent out party invites to everyone, making sure the party date is AFTER my funeral.
I'll be dammned if I'm going out without a few laughs!
(Thu 11th May 2006, 23:27, More)
This isnt so much a story ABOUT one, but a plan
of the one i WANT to have.
When i die, i want to have my open casket fitted with a spring-loaded base, so that when all my friends, relatives, and scroungers are present at my 'passing on' gig, a timer can set a spring off and send my body flailing into the air upon all the unsuspecting guests.
And i'd have sent out party invites to everyone, making sure the party date is AFTER my funeral.
I'll be dammned if I'm going out without a few laughs!
(Thu 11th May 2006, 23:27, More)