» Celebrities part II

Michaela Strachan
I was in a ski bar in the Alps. Michaela Strachan was in there with her baldy husband. Anyhow, one of the female members of our party came out of the bogs and informed us that Michaela Strachan does not wash her hands. Flash forwards 3 months and I'm watching Big Breakfast. She's on it. They did that section where they ask the guest a % question.

Jonny V: "So Michaela, what percentage of people don't wash their hands after going to the bog?"
Me: "Well you don't you dirty bitch!!!"
(Mon 12th Oct 2009, 6:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

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Q. Because there's 20 of them.
A. Cotdeath
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 5:23, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

May have been posted before...
Q. How do you know your sister is on her period?
A. Because I'm wearing my lucky blue coat.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 5:20, More)