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» Teenage Parties

We were fifteen
Screaming at one another how much we wanted to fuck one another very graphically and calling one another cunts at the top of our voices we were having a whale of a time. I was fooled into drinking Appletiser (no alcohol, just fuck loads of sugar) with green paintbrush water in it, to which I responded with a flurry of cursing and threw a frisbee at someone.

That someone was a five year old in the middle of a packed public park at about 2PM during the summer holidays.

I didn't snog anyone. I didn't throw up. But I left faster than sound.

And I didn't get my frisbee back! Thiefs!
(Sat 15th Apr 2006, 15:06, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

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My name is Nick. It rhymes with prick and dick.

Nuff said.
(Sat 20th May 2006, 11:59, More)