» Festivals

Bloodstock '08
This is where i saw possibly the saddest thing I have ever seen.

A boy about 16, with soup in his hair and holding a sign saying, and I qoute:

"I will do anything for beer! (Except male sexual favours)"

And then written below in slightly shaky smaller writing :

"Or getting kicked in the nuts again"

Makes me glad I took enough booze with me so I didn't have to resort to that.
(Thu 4th Jun 2009, 21:41, More)

» Karma

Not so much karma as petty petty revenge
I have a complete prick as a bus driver, petty minded and generaly twatty. So I take karma into my own hands and every day for the last two months when I get off of the bus I shout jizz at him because he can't tell the difference between the word jizz and cheers.

I told you it was petty.
(Sat 23rd Feb 2008, 20:40, More)

» Family codes and rituals

I procrastinate so much...
Oh wait shit sorry
(Thu 20th Nov 2008, 18:13, More)

» Conned

I've got the funniest story about this
unfortunatly it's at home and I don't have any money for the bus...
(Mon 22nd Oct 2007, 20:02, More)

» Strict Parents

Harsh
My parents were so harsh they didn't let me have ice cream they just tricked me by saying when the music played it meant they had run out.
(Fri 9th Mar 2007, 20:11, More)