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Cheesy poo
I don't eat out much (ie once every year or so, if I'm forced to) as the crap veggie options get tiring after a while. Some relatives came to visit and insisted we went out for a treat. When I saw the menu my heart sank. The only starter I could have was either parmesan shavings on an olive oil-soaked flatbread, or fried brie. The only main course I could have was 4 cheese pizza, which could have fed Russell Grant. The only pudding I could have was, yup you guessed it. After forcing it all down (old indian relatives don't understand the concept of "I'm not hungry, no really, I had something earlier") I ended up with a cheese-headache of epic proportions and a toilet bowl that took 4 flushes and copious amounts of shampoo to clear.
(Sat 29th Apr 2006, 19:36, More)