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i'm an obnoxious cunt convinced of my own supremacy. one day i'm going to be bigger than jesus. i eat my weetabix.
i write.
sometimes seriously, sometimes not.
voila:
i wanna be loved, i wanna be famous,
so i can fuck a fuckin hottie in the anus,
i wanna get laid, laidies i'm the lead singer,
my vocal chords are gonna be my wingman.
hey hey check it out, two girls are makin' out!
ohhh....wait a minute!
yes, i used to have a big ol fringe and i dressed up for Halloween as an emo fairy. i told you i was awesome.
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i'm an obnoxious cunt convinced of my own supremacy. one day i'm going to be bigger than jesus. i eat my weetabix.
i write.
sometimes seriously, sometimes not.
voila:
i wanna be loved, i wanna be famous,
so i can fuck a fuckin hottie in the anus,
i wanna get laid, laidies i'm the lead singer,
my vocal chords are gonna be my wingman.
hey hey check it out, two girls are makin' out!
ohhh....wait a minute!
yes, i used to have a big ol fringe and i dressed up for Halloween as an emo fairy. i told you i was awesome.
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» Going Too Far
picture this...
i have my girlfriend to stay for the night, and my parents are easy going, so we're staying in the same bed.
yay! thinks i.
we have my aunt to stay at the same time, and since me and said girlfriend will be in the spare bedroom since it's a double, and mine is a single, the aunt is sleeping in another room.
cue this wonderful conversation:
dad: you're aunt's staying in another room cause of you and your girlfriend
me: m'kay then
dad: yea, could be quite embarassing for you if she were to walk in... eh eh *wink wink*
*yeesh*
*rolls eyes*
dad: yea, you could be like... reading books, or something...
me: ha, yea, or like changing a lightbulb
dad: ha...yea... me and your mother were changing a lightbulb in the kitchen this morning
OH GOD RIP OUT MY THIRD EYE!!!
too far dad, too far.
(Sat 11th Nov 2006, 2:11, More)
picture this...
i have my girlfriend to stay for the night, and my parents are easy going, so we're staying in the same bed.
yay! thinks i.
we have my aunt to stay at the same time, and since me and said girlfriend will be in the spare bedroom since it's a double, and mine is a single, the aunt is sleeping in another room.
cue this wonderful conversation:
dad: you're aunt's staying in another room cause of you and your girlfriend
me: m'kay then
dad: yea, could be quite embarassing for you if she were to walk in... eh eh *wink wink*
*yeesh*
*rolls eyes*
dad: yea, you could be like... reading books, or something...
me: ha, yea, or like changing a lightbulb
dad: ha...yea... me and your mother were changing a lightbulb in the kitchen this morning
OH GOD RIP OUT MY THIRD EYE!!!
too far dad, too far.
(Sat 11th Nov 2006, 2:11, More)
» The Weird Kid In Class
surely
other peope note the irony
of asking about the wierd kid in class...
on a messageboard where
rape
goatse
AIDS
magenta cocks
cancer
paedophilia
necrophilia
...amongst other things
are the height of amusement?
...maybe it's just me. i'm wierd.
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 11:10, More)
surely
other peope note the irony
of asking about the wierd kid in class...
on a messageboard where
rape
goatse
AIDS
magenta cocks
cancer
paedophilia
necrophilia
...amongst other things
are the height of amusement?
...maybe it's just me. i'm wierd.
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 11:10, More)
» Dumb things you've done
a girl called sarah
is my girlfriend and she is HOT and AWESOME.
...hold on that's not dumb.
i ROCK!
:D
(Thu 27th Dec 2007, 1:53, More)
a girl called sarah
is my girlfriend and she is HOT and AWESOME.
...hold on that's not dumb.
i ROCK!
:D
(Thu 27th Dec 2007, 1:53, More)
» DIY fashion
imagine...
imagine getting your mum to spend at least three nights running making you the most awesome white power ranger suit ever invented by the whole of mankind. Complete with boot things to go over your shoes, and erm... gold bits.
you are coolest cat in town.
you look the fucking shit.
OF COURSE you wear it to the school disco.
in the car you're excited... people are gona worship you for this stroke of genius.
until you realise no-one else is wearing fancy dress... and your wearing a fucking power rangers constume.
i *was* 10 at the time... so excusable.
(Tue 29th Aug 2006, 2:47, More)
imagine...
imagine getting your mum to spend at least three nights running making you the most awesome white power ranger suit ever invented by the whole of mankind. Complete with boot things to go over your shoes, and erm... gold bits.
you are coolest cat in town.
you look the fucking shit.
OF COURSE you wear it to the school disco.
in the car you're excited... people are gona worship you for this stroke of genius.
until you realise no-one else is wearing fancy dress... and your wearing a fucking power rangers constume.
i *was* 10 at the time... so excusable.
(Tue 29th Aug 2006, 2:47, More)
» Teenage Parties
i do love a good box social
oh har har i've been on a few wild parties in my time, but one sticks out as it was rather crazy of me.
while at the party i leaned over to Jenkins, my trusty wingman and promised him the night of our lives. i drank a whole bottle of beer and even LOOKED at a girl. then retired to bed as i was rather exhausted. ho ho
ohh those were the days. such a party animal.
(Sat 15th Apr 2006, 23:19, More)
i do love a good box social
oh har har i've been on a few wild parties in my time, but one sticks out as it was rather crazy of me.
while at the party i leaned over to Jenkins, my trusty wingman and promised him the night of our lives. i drank a whole bottle of beer and even LOOKED at a girl. then retired to bed as i was rather exhausted. ho ho
ohh those were the days. such a party animal.
(Sat 15th Apr 2006, 23:19, More)