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I be Bats, formerly BatDyke. My profile isn't fancy, but at least it's easy to read.
I can be contacted at aki_akachan at hotmail dot com.
I'm learning Japanese (badly) and am obsessed with various animes.
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Please click the above eggs. They are levelling dragons, and I'd much rather they didn't die.
And because it was both my b3taday, and Sleepybinky's, Spangolin drew us this most awesome doodle:
And djrich thinks I'm great!
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Ello.
I be Bats, formerly BatDyke. My profile isn't fancy, but at least it's easy to read.
I can be contacted at aki_akachan at hotmail dot com.
I'm learning Japanese (badly) and am obsessed with various animes.
It's a pixel meeeeee:
Please click the above eggs. They are levelling dragons, and I'd much rather they didn't die.
And because it was both my b3taday, and Sleepybinky's, Spangolin drew us this most awesome doodle:
And djrich thinks I'm great!
One of the great mysteries of life:
This is a funky piece MRee made for me:
Which File Extension are You?
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» Missing body parts
Not quite Tom Cruise
but my friend has just had her bubby, and she kept the placenta. Yup... in a bag. And here's a rather NSFW image of a bloody, veiny mass of flesh, muscle and whatever a placenta is made of:
www.dudeintraining.com/USERIMAGES/DSCF0809.JPG
Don't look at that while eating, guys and girls.
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 20:51, More)
Not quite Tom Cruise
but my friend has just had her bubby, and she kept the placenta. Yup... in a bag. And here's a rather NSFW image of a bloody, veiny mass of flesh, muscle and whatever a placenta is made of:
www.dudeintraining.com/USERIMAGES/DSCF0809.JPG
Don't look at that while eating, guys and girls.
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 20:51, More)
» Common
I don't like to be judgemental
since I grew up in a 'common' household, 'leccy' on a meter, bored kids breaking into cars along the street, all that. But what mystifies me is the (chavvy) women who, upon hearing their boyfriend would like to marry them, decides they want a fairytale wedding. And not a fairly tasteful affair in a small church, I'm talking Barbie Fairy Princess.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-392107/The-25-stone-wedding-dress.html
It's not so much wanting a huge dress heavy enough to do your back in, but then wanting a tacky perspex coach to parade about in?
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/sheridan200906_700x469.jpg
... I notice the only decent links were Daily Mail ones. Does that say something?
(Mon 20th Oct 2008, 23:03, More)
I don't like to be judgemental
since I grew up in a 'common' household, 'leccy' on a meter, bored kids breaking into cars along the street, all that. But what mystifies me is the (chavvy) women who, upon hearing their boyfriend would like to marry them, decides they want a fairytale wedding. And not a fairly tasteful affair in a small church, I'm talking Barbie Fairy Princess.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-392107/The-25-stone-wedding-dress.html
It's not so much wanting a huge dress heavy enough to do your back in, but then wanting a tacky perspex coach to parade about in?
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/sheridan200906_700x469.jpg
... I notice the only decent links were Daily Mail ones. Does that say something?
(Mon 20th Oct 2008, 23:03, More)
» I met a weirdo on the interweb
I met my current girlfriend
on a BDSM dating site. I posted a profile whilst bored, she messaged me, and out of vague curiosity I add her to MSN. We message each other for a few weeks, meet up and within a month I'm her girlfriend, helping her through coming out to her family as transsexual and being the lovely lady's personal shopper up Oxford and Regent Street. S'really quite wonderful. :)
Sorry for the unfunniness, unweirdness and nonsexual content, but you should have seen some of the messages the other dating site members sent me. I still feel a little squeamish thinking about them...
(I love you, Emma!)
(Tue 21st Mar 2006, 14:41, More)
I met my current girlfriend
on a BDSM dating site. I posted a profile whilst bored, she messaged me, and out of vague curiosity I add her to MSN. We message each other for a few weeks, meet up and within a month I'm her girlfriend, helping her through coming out to her family as transsexual and being the lovely lady's personal shopper up Oxford and Regent Street. S'really quite wonderful. :)
Sorry for the unfunniness, unweirdness and nonsexual content, but you should have seen some of the messages the other dating site members sent me. I still feel a little squeamish thinking about them...
(I love you, Emma!)
(Tue 21st Mar 2006, 14:41, More)
» School Trips
I went to the Isle of Wight on a Geography field trip.
I was harrassed, insulted, injured and socially left out in the cold to an even greater extent than I normally was.
I was even accused of having crabs because I didn't wash. Actually, if you prissy little cunts bothered to ask, I had no towel as I foolishly assumed they would be kind enough to provide one, no-one said bring one, and I would have had no way to dry off after a shower.
I left that school pretty quickly.
Sorry for lack of the funny, but it just makes me so angry how people can be so cruel over such little things.
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 11:14, More)
I went to the Isle of Wight on a Geography field trip.
I was harrassed, insulted, injured and socially left out in the cold to an even greater extent than I normally was.
I was even accused of having crabs because I didn't wash. Actually, if you prissy little cunts bothered to ask, I had no towel as I foolishly assumed they would be kind enough to provide one, no-one said bring one, and I would have had no way to dry off after a shower.
I left that school pretty quickly.
Sorry for lack of the funny, but it just makes me so angry how people can be so cruel over such little things.
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 11:14, More)