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» World's Sickest Joke
Muslims, Asian Tsunami, New Orleans, 9/11 and 7/7 Jokes.....
Two Muslim women sitting on a bench in the park watching their kids play. The older of the two turns round to the other and says "Enjoy it while it lasts, they blow up so fast!"
What's the difference between Muslims and Smarties?
Smarties don't blow up in the tube!
Did you hear about the hot dog seller who had a stall next to the World Trade Centre? Apparently he was crushed when the towers fell, and his last words were "Ok, what cunt ordered the two jumbos?".
Have you heard about the New Orleans/Asian diet? It's called the swim fast plan!
Did you hear that ticket prices on the London Underground are being raised? Now they'll cost an arm and a leg! Ticket prices on the busses are going through the roof too!
In a recent aid effort for the asian disaster, oxfam are asking for donations of soap powder. So that the asians can do their washing up on the beach.
New Orleans Aid! Confirmed to headline are Katrina and the Waves, supported by the Drifters!
People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!
American Airlines! Taking you right into the office!
Have you heard that there's been a plague of killer spiders in the states? Well I only caught a bit of the news, but I heard something about thousands of black widows!
Hmm, Ten reasons why I'm going to hell!
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 21:35, More)
Muslims, Asian Tsunami, New Orleans, 9/11 and 7/7 Jokes.....
Two Muslim women sitting on a bench in the park watching their kids play. The older of the two turns round to the other and says "Enjoy it while it lasts, they blow up so fast!"
What's the difference between Muslims and Smarties?
Smarties don't blow up in the tube!
Did you hear about the hot dog seller who had a stall next to the World Trade Centre? Apparently he was crushed when the towers fell, and his last words were "Ok, what cunt ordered the two jumbos?".
Have you heard about the New Orleans/Asian diet? It's called the swim fast plan!
Did you hear that ticket prices on the London Underground are being raised? Now they'll cost an arm and a leg! Ticket prices on the busses are going through the roof too!
In a recent aid effort for the asian disaster, oxfam are asking for donations of soap powder. So that the asians can do their washing up on the beach.
New Orleans Aid! Confirmed to headline are Katrina and the Waves, supported by the Drifters!
People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!
American Airlines! Taking you right into the office!
Have you heard that there's been a plague of killer spiders in the states? Well I only caught a bit of the news, but I heard something about thousands of black widows!
Hmm, Ten reasons why I'm going to hell!
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 21:35, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Blatant Racism and Sexism!
What do you say to a nigger in a Porsche?
Stop thief!
A black man finds a lamp on the beach one day, thinking it might be worth a bit if it was cleaned up, he gives it a rub. Poof, out pops a genie!
"For freeing me from the lamp I will grant you three wishes!"
Thinking he's being wound up by his mates, he wishes for the first thing to pop into his head.
"Give me an icecream!"
Poof! An icecream stand appears with his name on it! A bit stunned, he sits there for a while eating his icecream, thinking long and hard before making his final two wishes, finally, he turns to the genie and says...
"I want to be white and surrounded by women!"
Poof! He turns into a tampon!
And the moral of the story? Never trust a nigger, there's always strings attached!
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None! It should already be open when the cunt brings it to you!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares! Let the bitch cook in the dark!
What do you say to a nigger in your house?
1) Get the fuck out of my house before I call the police! OR
2) Polish my shoes, and I'll take tea in the lounge at three!
Yes Masser!
How do you stop a black man raping a white woman?
As long as he's got my tea ready at three, my shoes are sparkling and doesn't stop the bitch cooking, who gives a fuck?
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 21:58, More)
Blatant Racism and Sexism!
What do you say to a nigger in a Porsche?
Stop thief!
A black man finds a lamp on the beach one day, thinking it might be worth a bit if it was cleaned up, he gives it a rub. Poof, out pops a genie!
"For freeing me from the lamp I will grant you three wishes!"
Thinking he's being wound up by his mates, he wishes for the first thing to pop into his head.
"Give me an icecream!"
Poof! An icecream stand appears with his name on it! A bit stunned, he sits there for a while eating his icecream, thinking long and hard before making his final two wishes, finally, he turns to the genie and says...
"I want to be white and surrounded by women!"
Poof! He turns into a tampon!
And the moral of the story? Never trust a nigger, there's always strings attached!
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None! It should already be open when the cunt brings it to you!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares! Let the bitch cook in the dark!
What do you say to a nigger in your house?
1) Get the fuck out of my house before I call the police! OR
2) Polish my shoes, and I'll take tea in the lounge at three!
Yes Masser!
How do you stop a black man raping a white woman?
As long as he's got my tea ready at three, my shoes are sparkling and doesn't stop the bitch cooking, who gives a fuck?
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 21:58, More)