» Worst Nicknames Ever

I was a naive and foolish child..
So when I was being hassled by some girls at high school while in the first year to tell them the size of my manhood I foolishly not only told them but no one had ever said that you should always quote erect length.... So my reply of '7 centimetres' was something I never lived down, 6 whole years of nicknames and grief about that.....

Finally when I left school I was glad to be rid of that one! But then once I started work at my first job I ended up with the nickname 'Gogglebox' (I wear glasses and they were soooo clever!) this somehow got shortened to 'Goog'.. 10 years later if I bump into anyone from that jobn they still know me by that name...

No apologies for length as you already know about that...

*Pop goes the first time post cherry so be gentle!*
(Fri 19th May 2006, 11:07, More)

» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

2000AD Comics
When I was about 12 a friend of my Dad's donated me a massive stack of original 2000AD comics, going all the way back to issue 2 I think... In mint condition as well!

I was rationed them out at 2 a week to stop me just reading through them all in one go but still I loved them.

That was until my mum decided to have a look at them, she promptly decided it was all too violent and rather than put them away until I was older she threw them all away.. Words cannot describe how angry I was then, and how annoyed I am now when I think about how much they could be worth now! I daren't even look in case I decide to hate my mum as a result!
(Fri 15th Aug 2008, 11:58, More)